Chapter 311 Fish Face Meat

"Welcome back the Nighthawks, the Mechanical Heart, and the Punishers of the Great Storm! You have worked hard!"

Klein stumbled and almost fell. He almost forgot that there were such a group of people outside! He had spent a lot of effort explaining it just now! Now...

Huh? What...what happened here?
Not only him, but even Fors and Xio who were standing by were very surprised. These guys actually went fishing? !

There was a group of punishers with wet clothes and hair, almost everyone of them holding a fish in their hands. They even lined up in a strange queue from left to right according to the size of the fish... and the fish on the far right was as big as the entire body of the 1.80-meter-tall man!
On the other side, several Mandated Punishers were holding down the limbs of a giant wild boar. The wild boar struggled desperately, but was unable to break free from these humanoid creatures that would normally be destroyed with a single collision...

In addition, there were hares, wild deer, and even a guy who was pinching the neck of a python and smiling ingratiatingly...

"You guys!" Old Blue walked out of the mausoleum carrying a huge coffin and said angrily:
"Do you really think of this as a picnic? Are you still seven or eight-year-old kids?!
"Also, who told you to catch fish? Where did you put the 'Made in Punishment' regulations? You are so lax! Go back and do more training! More training!
"Do you really think that the Nighthawks and the Lords of the Mechanical Heart would care about these broken fish and broken meat? Even if you spent a lot of effort to catch them, do you think others would care?!
"Also, with all these delicacies, are you planning to eat them raw? Why don't you clean them up and let them take them home?

"Sorry, guys. I'm sorry to have embarrassed you. I'll just..." After Old Blue "scolded" his men, he looked at the "tomb-breaking" team with a smile.

"..." Cecima felt uncomfortable listening to this. He didn't know how others felt, but he himself... was like a fish on the grill!
Oh, the old guy is so cunning and has praised everyone so highly. This fish... has to be eaten! Otherwise, wouldn't he be called the "Manufactured Punisher"? He tightened the silver box in his hand and said hesitantly:
"How about trying some? Of course, everyone is busy, so I'd better take some back..."

Old Blue's eyes lit up, and he turned around and said to the Punishers:

"You guys are in luck, Lord Cecima said he will do you a favor and eat your prey at noon today!
"Perform well! The one who cooks the best meal will receive a reward from me!"

Damn it! Cecima regretted it in her heart. She should have just refused it earlier! But she had to do something unnecessary! Now she has "honored" him...

At this time, Leila ran out again, with excitement on her face, she said:
"Does anyone know how to grill fish like Dipsy? I brought a grill, a pot, and a spatula. Who wants to use it?"

"..." Ikanser, who had originally wanted to lead the Mechanical Heart team to evacuate, had to stop and looked at this woman with a very special identity with a bit of helplessness, and said:

"Laila, this is in the suburbs. The sun is very strong. It's not a wise choice to have lunch here..."

"Oh! You reminded me!" Leila hurriedly opened the mechanical box again, took out a long metal pole, a tarp, and threw it on the ground, and then there were even metal folding chairs and folding tables...

Everyone took a deep breath. What was going on? Wasn't that box used to store weapons and ammunition? How did they take out a bunch of weird things?

Also, how big is her suitcase?!
Seeing that the "picnic" was already a done deal, Klein hurried over to pick up the grill and said:
"Ms. Leila, lend me this. I can make Deece Grilled Fish! I can also try other fish recipes... Uh, who has fish that I can use?" The blue-haired people were stunned at first, then they all smiled "kindly" and immediately hid their fish behind them. Ha, you are a guy who flirts with our female Punishers! You still want to eat fish? Eat your ass!

Xio's expression changed immediately. It was true that Klein was lustful, but he was a first-rate cook! He didn't allow us to eat?! Her eyes were like swords, sweeping across the group of "sailors" who had been beaten into submission by her.

“Please, please use mine!” The strong man who caught the biggest fish felt his legs tremble suddenly, and he quickly put the fish on his back in front of the disgusting male night watchman.

"Please use it!" The punishers threw the fish in their hands at their "rival".

“Shit!” Klein hadn’t expected himself to be so “popular”, but he remained fearless. He suddenly pulled out his plain “Hidden Kitchen Knife” and mobilized his “Magician” abilities to fly and dance among the fish, not letting any of them hit him!
After the "fish rain" ended, he opened his arms, holding a knife in his right hand and a metal grill in his left hand. The grill was full of fresh fish meat that was white and almost transparent! He bowed to the punishers and said to everyone:

"I heard that the most delicious part of the fish is the cheek meat below the eyes. Thank you, Punishers, for letting us taste it all at once."

Everyone looked at the pile of fish on the ground in surprise, and found that the cheek meat of every fish had been precisely removed!
Damn it! He's so good at pretending! The blue-haired guys wanted to cry but had no tears, but they also had a deep understanding of this guy's skills... He's very powerful, and a group fight seems useless...

Old Blue led the applause, then stepped forward, picked up a piece of white tender meat and put it in his mouth, commenting:

"It doesn't have the fishy, ​​salty smell of sea fish... The meat is fresh, sweet, and extremely delicious! Would you all like to try the appetizers?"

Klein smiled and said, "You really look like a gourmet! Yes, and a food critic!"

"Uh...eat it raw?" Xio pulled the somewhat resistant Fors forward and looked at the way Old Blue ate, hesitantly asking.

“It would be best if there were condiments like soy sauce and mustard, but now we can taste the most essential flavor of the fish…” Klein held up the grill and encouraged Fors with his eyes.

"What a show-off! What's the big deal? He's just another giant 'magician' in the circus. I'm not much different!" Fors muttered. After washing her hands with clean water, she picked up a piece of meat and ate it with her eyes closed. Then she opened her eyes wide and said in disbelief:
“I tasted the sunshine…it brought a different flavor to the fish…it was amazing!”

Klein smiled and said:
"Because we are in the suburbs, plus it's a rare sunny day today, and your mood will also affect the taste of the food~ This means that you are in a sunny mood! That's right!"

Daley led the team to taste it, and after hearing this, he said:
"Oh, you are really good at talking... I really hope Dunn can learn something..."

(End of this chapter)