Chapter 247 Klein: "Roasted Vampire" Should Be Delicious

"You want to borrow the 'Nightmare Candle'?" The giant bishop was stunned for a moment, then asked in embarrassment:
"You guys helped me a lot, I shouldn't refuse, but..."

Boom! Boom! There seemed to be a sound of something hitting the stone door! There were also some faint shouts!
Klein's expression changed slightly. He quietly stood in front of Fors and reached for the black coin bag in his inner pocket. Fors even pulled out a stone with burn marks on it and put his other hand on his companion's shoulder, ready to evacuate at any time.

"Uh..." The giant bishop spread his hands, indicating that he had no ill intentions, and said gently as he walked to the back of the hall:
"I usually pray until this time. The Mother Goddess' time has just passed, and the power of believers accumulated during the day will be weakened by now..."

Klein seemed to have thought of something. He nodded to Fors and said:
"You have imprisoned a wild Beyonder?"

Fors suddenly realized that he was so used to being an official Beyonder that he dared to come to another church and expose his Beyonder identity! The underground of the Storm and Night Church was a nightmare for wild Beyonders!

"No," the giant bishop turned a corner and walked towards the stairs leading to the basement, facing the heavy stone door that was clacking and said:
"Just a vampire."

"Vampire?" Fors was surprised and hurriedly pulled Klein forward. Vampires are an extremely classic image in literary history! There is actually a prototype in reality?! We must take a closer look!

"What happened to the vampire? ...

"Bah, I am a noble vampire!...

"I worship the moon and will never convert to the Mother Earth! ...

"Oh, pure and beautiful lady, will you deign to let me drink some of your blood? I smell ..."

Bang! A gold-inlaid cane suddenly tapped on the stone steps. Layers of sunlight rippled out, emitting light and heat. Klein's forehead veins twitched, and he said with a bright smile on his face:
"Bishop Utravsky, how do you plan to deal with this impolite pervert? I can help. Well, I heard that there is a 'delicacy' in a certain area called 'roasted vampire'... I had no interest in that dish before, but now..."

"No!" The voice inside the stone gate was somewhat panicked.
"Which remote and impoverished place actually has the custom of cannibalism...er...eating 'bloods'!

"Devil! Bastard! No, the noble vampires can't be eaten! Uh... it's not tasty!"

"Haha!" Fors, who was a little panicked at first, was amused and said to Klein beside him:
"Do you really want to eat him? Won't you become stupid if you eat him?"

The giant bishop placed the holy emblem of Mother Earth on the stone gate and said:

"I also don't recommend eating roasted vampires. The poor quality of the meat is one thing, but the accumulation of madness is the most important thing...

"Well, the best way is to use the Mother Goddess's scriptures to influence him, so that he can realize the mistakes of his previous behavior... and sincerely believe in the Mother Goddess..."

Klein's purpose of threatening him was achieved, so he asked cooperatively, "What if I fail to influence him?"

The giant bishop pointed at the Mother Earth's prayer posture on his chest and said:
"God said, let the wicked return to the earth and turn into dust... Wait until 'next year', life will grow again and become a 'new creation'..."

"...No! You old fool! What kind of nonsense is that!" After a moment of silence, there was a more intense knocking on the door and a cry for help:
"Sir and Madam, I'm sorry! I apologize! It's because I haven't drunk pure blood for too long! Please save me! This old man is crazy!"

Klein nodded and couldn't help but recite:
"'Turning into spring mud to protect flowers', this is the correct way to use vampires...

“Uh…” Fors sighed:

"Mother Earth's words are very literary, and your poem is very appropriate...

"Mr. Bishop, does this vampire usually eat our food? Or can he survive by just drinking blood?"

Bishop Utravsky thought for a moment and said:

"When he craves blood, I will give him some of my blood. According to the records of the church, vampires should only need a small amount of blood to survive." After saying that, he turned to Klein and said:

"Sir, the 'verse' you just said is very consistent with the teachings of the Mother God Church. Can I quote it to explain the teachings to the believers in the future? Um... are you interested in joining the Mother God Church?"

Huh? Fors was stunned. Klein also had a hodgepodge of beliefs! The Church of the Goddess of Night, the Tarot Club, and now the Church of the Mother Earth? Would he not be punished by God for this?
“No… uh, I mean you can use it as you like, but I already have a lifelong belief.” “The God of Night”, “The Fool” Klein waved his hands and turned around to walk out with Fors. At this time, a gradually dull voice sounded from behind the stone door:
"Emlyn White! My name is Emlyn White!"

"White?" Klein was stunned. This last name was the same as Tingen's Nighthawk teammate, Koenli... Could it be that Koenli was also a vampire? No way?
……

The half-giant bishop handed over a piece of paper and a brass key, and said:

"This is the 'Pharmacist' formula you wanted, and that is my thank you gift, the 'Master Key'.

"'Nightmare Candle'... As you can see, that 'vampire' needs 'teaching'... Although I won't force him to change his mind, I need the 'Nightmare Candle' to pay attention to his 'mental health'... So it cannot be loaned out for the time being, sorry."

Klein took the two items, feeling a little regretful. It seemed that Miss Justice would need to find another way... and the treatment of the "Heart Nightmare Candle" still required someone else to enter her heart and face the other personality...

"You don't plan to deal with that... Emlyn in the near future? So you are sure he is not a bad guy?"

The giant bishop nodded.

"The Mother Goddess Church has done a lot of research on vampires. Perhaps they have disappeared in the long river of history for too long...

"The existing and still active vampires are extremely low-key. They no longer regard humans as food. Instead, they use the advantages of their own methods to maintain human health and obtain healthier blood... They even take the initiative to eliminate crazy and unrestrained vampires to prevent the entire group from being exposed again... This is also the reason why the major Orthodox churches have a relatively gentle attitude towards them.

"Well, of course, this young vampire 'took the initiative' to break into the Harvest Church... Then he can't leave freely. This is the guidance of the Mother Goddess!"

……

"Haha, Klein, this is so funny. I'm full of inspiration right now! I want to start writing a vampire novel right away!" On the return carriage, Fors quickly wrote down the material in a small notebook with a fountain pen and complained:
"A handsome appearance, a cold-blooded vampire, under the red moon... well, forget it, definitely not 'blood moon'. Who would have thought that he would come up with one natural joke after another as soon as he opened his mouth! Such a contrast must be very popular!"

"...Vampires," Klein suppressed the inexplicable emotions in his heart and spoke freely:
"I know a lot about this. Well, there is a count named 'Dracula'..."

(End of this chapter)