Chapter 119

My name is Jiang Wudi, yes, I am the Wudi you think of. But in fact, I am not the invincible one among men or Red Hare. To be precise, I am very low-class. I graduated from a famous 985 university, and then I was honored to join the great Tencent.

The fat guy in front of me who keeps chattering and making big promises is my supervisor.

"Everyone, as long as you work hard and overtime, you will have a house, money, and girls."

No matter how he waved and swayed, his plump flesh kept shaking, which looked very funny.

"Others complain to me that work is too tiring, but I tell you that working is a blessing. I don't need to tell you how bad the current employment situation is. You are lucky to be able to come here to work. You are not called to work, and you are still here with me. You have to work overtime all day. You should be grateful, don't you understand?"

Hearing this, Jiang Wudi couldn't bear it anymore.

He slammed the table and stood up, shouting, "You damn fat guy, you want to lick your boss, don't drag us to work overtime, go work overtime by yourself, I won't kiss your roots, you bastard, I want to get off work now. You can do overtime if you want, but I won't work overtime anyway. I don't get overtime pay for overtime, and I'm a good laborer here, why don't you work overtime?"

Go ahead, Jiang Wudi ignored the fat supervisor's expression that looked like he had eaten shit, and rode the prepared bag to go home from get off work.

It had been a long time since he had been scolded by his subordinates. He was so fat that he was stunned by Jiang Wudi's yelling. He didn't yell until he saw Jiang Hudi was about to walk out with his bag. "Jiang Wudi, if you dare to walk out of this room, don't come to work in the company anymore. You can just wait for the northwest wind to come."

Zhang Wudi did not reply, but just made an international friendly gesture and left.

Your colleagues were all shocked and wanted to applaud, but after looking at the fat man, the supervisor could only applaud silently in his heart. There was no other way, as many of them had families and could only endure the oppression of this fat supervisor. Seeing the handsome figure of the general, they were still very envious.

Seeing Jia Wudi giving him a friendly international hand gesture, the fat supervisor was so angry that the fat on his face kept shaking. But what else could he do anyway? Apart from resigning, he had no other choice.

Jiang Wudi, who left the company, picked up a shared bicycle and rode towards the subway station.

It was almost 6pm when the evening rush hour officially arrived and the subway car was packed with people.

When I got on the bus, I was extremely quick and jumped onto a seat, thus avoiding being squeezed into a pile of people.

To be honest, even though he left in such a cool way, I was still very sad inside. After all, he was an orphan and had lost his parents a long time ago.

Therefore, it is very important to have a job to support yourself right now.

But Jiang Wuli really couldn't stand this fat man. The supervisor made people work overtime so righteously and didn't pay overtime pay.

Damn it, last time I had to pull me down to kneel down.

I can't stand this kind of humiliation. At worst, I can find another job. At least the whole family will not be hungry.

If all else fails, he will just go out and beg on the street. He doesn't believe that he can starve to death even though he has legs and feet.

That being said, when I returned to the dilapidated old-style community and looked at myself, well, small, looking at my dilapidated single-room rental house, I sighed inwardly.

The city is so big that it is not easy to live in it.

When will this miserable life come to an end?

I turned on the old TV and saw an urgent news broadcast on it.

"Scientists speculate that small meteorites are flying towards the earth at high speed. What is puzzling is that the trajectory of this meteorite has never been discovered before, but please rest assured. Scientists will definitely destroy this small meteorite and will not pose any threat to the earth."

There was Ge You lying on the sofa, smiling coldly. Let the world end, so what if it ends?

I ordered some for myself and made myself a cup of instant noodles from Master Niu. Jiang Wudi started reading novels to kill time.

There was a pirated elementary school novel called "People in the End of the World, I'm Really Not a Boss", and the title attracted him.

Upon taking a look at the writer's level, it turns out that he is a flop.

What a poor guy! He worked hard all day, but the novel he wrote only has these few definitions. That's just the amount of royalties. Even if you beg on the streets, you can't earn more than this in a day.

Even if you become an internet celebrity and kowtow to people on live broadcast, your income will be more than this.

Forget it, forget it. I'm not much better than them. At least they don't have a boss who nags them all the time.

After reading the latest update, Jiang Wudi fell asleep in his little bed.

I have to go to bed early and get up early. I have to get up early tomorrow to look for a job.

I woke up from a nap, slept until I woke up naturally, and stretched in the room. I haven’t felt so relaxed in a long time.

Damn, I was urged to work overtime every day, which caused my sleep disorder and I couldn’t sleep well. In order to catch the early bus, I always slept later than a dog and woke up earlier than a chicken.

I packed up quickly, planned to drink the leftover instant noodle soup from last night and was about to go out. When I was looking for work, I heard a very noisy noise outside the door.

This is the bad thing about old residential communities: the sound insulation is very poor.

Could it be that group of retired uncles and aunts were quarreling over free vegetables early in the morning?

I really envy the elderly who didn’t have to suffer much when they were young, and who still have such a big pension when they are old. The pension is more than enough for those hard-working office workers like them. I really don’t know what kind of world this is.

You sighed and finished it, then drank the instant noodle soup in one gulp. After a burp, you put your resume in your bag and prepared to go out to look for a job.

But what surprised Jiang Wudi was that when he opened the door, what caught his eyes was exactly the zombie siege described in zombie movies and apocalyptic movies.

The old men and women who used to scramble for free food downstairs every morning no longer scramble for the food and instead feed each other privately.

They roared at each other and bit the pedestrians who had not yet been turned into zombies.

"What if your mother really dies?"

Put 1 of them in my heart, fuck.

Wait for the end of the world. I will wait for the end of the world. Why should I be afraid? I am such a miserable person. What difference does it make whether I am okay or not?

And if everything is alright, does that mean I don't have to look for that damn job anymore?

Long live, long live Mo Shi!
Jiang Wudi was so excited that he threw Bo'er away, then ran into the room, looking for something handy. He wanted to do something big.

In order to get Wudi out of the room again, he held a pot cover as a shield in his left hand and took out a 30cm machete in his right hand.

Don't ask Jia Wudi why he has a 30cm long machete at home. Just ask. It's normal for a man like Ma Long to have a machete at home. Otherwise, how can he communicate well with those idiots in the product design department?
Every time the product design department urged Jiang Wudi to update some functions, Jiang Wudi would silently put the machete on the table, and then the other party would shut up.

Now this machete can finally come in handy.

I don’t know if Jiang Wudi’s physique is too strong or what, but the zombies in the community basically seemed not to see him. Only a few zombies walked towards him slowly, wanting to pounce and bite them.

There was no way, they were zombies, not elites, and they hadn't received a strong injection. They were old zombies, how fast could old zombies be? So Wu Di easily chopped off the heads of these people with a machete. But somehow, these zombies had no blood, which made Jiang Wudi feel relieved.

After all, he really couldn't stand this cruel scene.

"God is my witness. I am a normal person."

Jiang Wudi muttered to himself, and chopped off a zombie's head skillfully.

If a Buddhist blocks a person, he will kill him. If a Buddha blocks a person, he will kill the Buddha. No matter how you look at him, you won't think he is a good person.

When I arrived at the gate of the community, there was a car parked at the gate, and the owner of the car was being privately bitten by the security guard at the gate.

What I love is that when seeing this scene, Zhang Wudi didn’t feel any discomfort at all.

Was I born to do this?
A normal person wouldn't feel like retching when seeing this scene.

Forget it, I don’t want to think about it too much.

Wudi threw the half body of the car owner away swiftly, and then chopped off the head of the zombie security guard who was about to pounce on him. Then he started the car and drove away from the community.

He planned to go to the 4S store to drive the Lamborghini he wanted to drive the most and have a good time.

What? You ask if this is illegal or not. My brother is fine now, but he still breaks the law.

Bullshit, I just want to satisfy my desire to be a pastor today.

Whoever wants can save this damn world. Anyway, I just want to have a good time before I die.

Maybe it was because Jiang Wudi got up too early, so there were not many cars on the road.

You were driving on the road very comfortably with the car windows open. From time to time, you could hear the roar of zombies from the buildings outside the car window.

I guess everyone is having a great time playing with zombies now.

Wuji nodded and thought
Yes, the world before was too depressing. Now that there are zombies, everyone can have fun. It would be great to play a real-life escape game. On the way to the 4S store, some people who were chased by zombies saw the car driven by Jiang Wudi and asked him for help, but Jiang Audi pretended not to see it and accelerated directly.

Are you kidding? Everything is fine now, who would care about you?

Soon Jiang Wudi arrived at the store door.

The shop assistants inside had already turned into zombies. When they saw a living person coming, they quickly rushed over.

If it were an ordinary person, they would have been trembling with fear, but who is Jiang Wudi? Anyway, he is now thinking that he can enjoy himself for a while, so he doesn't care about you.

It’s no wonder that people can always perform beyond their normal level when they are not afraid.

In addition, the other side were petrified and had lost their rationality. They relied entirely on instinct, so it was naturally difficult for them to defeat intelligent creatures.

So use invincibility three times 2÷2 to kill them.

The domineering Lamborghini in front of him. When Wudi was very excited, he could only afford one car in his life. He was so poor, but he could finally indulge in the luxury car addiction.

I couldn't wait to open the car door and get in. I carefully touched the interior of the car, which smelled like money.

Just when Jiang Wudi was sighing, there was a sudden bang from the car.

Zhang Wudi thought that a zombie had crawled out from somewhere, so he quickly took a machete, opened the car door and got out.

As a result, uh, the zombies were not seen, but a yellow ball of flesh with feathers was seen instead.

He poked the meat ball with a machete.

Unexpectedly, Yiqiu actually spoke. "Which bastard dares to stab your grandpa with a knife?

"Grandpa, who are you? Do you want me to chop you into chicken stuffing?"

As he said that, he was invincible and took out a machete to chop him down. What did he care if you were his grandpa or his uncle? With a machete in hand, he was invincible.

But I didn't expect that the ball was very flexible. Before the machete could chop it, the meat ball jumped up directly. It turned out to be a fat chicken, but the fat on its belly made it look like an apron from a distance.

Since Jiang Wudi really used a knife to cut himself, this fat chicken was like, "You bastard, do you know how big your grandfather is? Do you believe me, I will kill you?"

What kind of world is this? How come chickens can become spirits? Didn’t we agree that after the founding of the country, they are not allowed to become spirits? Forget it, everything is fine now. There are zombies. It is reasonable for chickens to become spirits by bleeding.

"Fat Chicken, if you dare to scold me again, do you believe I will pluck all your hair right now?"

"Fat ass chicken, I have a name, my name is Jiba"

Fat chicken can shout

When he heard the name, Jiang Wudi was instantly choked.

"What are you talking about, Kiba? Who gave you this name? It's just a nickname."

The photo of the invincible face, who is this pet, you can't be a tyrant. Guigui, are all alien creatures so fierce?
"Hehe, young man, your calculations are ineffective. Your grandfather's name is awesome enough, isn't it? Tian Wufeng."

The fat chicken said proudly
"That chicken breast, do you know what your gay bastard means?"

"What does it mean? Isn't it obvious, Jiba? Are you illiterate?"

"I can't read."

Otherwise, you will be instantly burst out laughing by the other person's words. You will have a taste of what it's like to be a top student from a 985 university. After more than ten years, you are still in pain and are not as literate as a chicken.

"Before I answer, I want to ask, you are a male, right?"

"Of course not. I am the most charming big cock in the entire Kun Kun world."

The most charming big rooster, are you the only rooster left in the place you mentioned?

I will be speechless and complain in my heart.

"Okay, Fatty, your name means what you are. Ding Ding."

DingTalk

(End of this chapter)