Chapter 113: Just Say It’s a Laugh or Not (Please Subscribe, Please Give Me a Monthly Ticket!)
"Excuse me, beautiful lady, can I sit here?"

While Li Yang was talking, he had already sat down with his iced Americano, and then he said with surprise: "It turned out to be you."

"Sorry, there's someone here already. She'll be here soon." The woman seemed a little uncomfortable with Li Yang's familiarity and frowned slightly.

"It doesn't matter. I'll leave after she comes."

Li Yang smiled and said, "Meeting once is luck, meeting twice is fate. I didn't expect that we are so destined to meet."

He took the initiative to extend his hand and said with a smile: "Nice to meet you, my name is Li Yang."

The woman did not reach out her hand, but took out a thousand yuan and slapped it on the table, and asked coldly: "Okay, now you don't have to stay here because you are worried about losing the so-called bet?"

She doesn't usually have such a bad temper.

But when I think of the scene of Li Yang muttering about his head-to-body ratio in front of the elevator, I seem to have an instinctive aversion.

So he didn't give Li Yang any chance at all. He exposed him right from the start and planned to send him away.

But obviously, she still underestimated the thickness of a scumbag's face.

"Is this a greeting gift for our first meeting?"

Li Yang took the thousand yuan and deftly folded it into the shape of a heart, saying with a smile, "I accept this affection very seriously."

He put the heart carefully in his pocket.

The woman looked at Li Yang deeply, her eyes distant, and said, "I already said there's someone here."

"I also said I would leave if someone came."

Li Yang pretended to ignore it, and then he blew himself up in an attempt to win sympathy, saying, "You know, sometimes bets are not made for money, face is the most important thing."

joke.

How could the most affectionate man in Seoul be scared away by a woman's eyes?
Picking up girls is a technical job, but it also requires some thick-skinned talent.

Although being persistent may not sound nice, it is just as Li Yang said in the live broadcast room.

If you are thick-skinned, at least there is a chance of losing.

If you don't even dare to take the first step to strike up a conversation, you may not even have the chance to know your outcome.

Of course, Li Yang would not use this trick normally.

Because this requires careful control of the emotional tug-of-war between you and the girls.

It should leave a deep impression on people, but not be so disgusting that people will feel sick at the first glance.

This requires a lot of energy to do.

But women obviously don't buy it.

Are you really planning to act like a rogue?

The woman raised her eyebrows slightly, then picked up her bag and prepared to leave.

If you don’t leave, I will!

but.
"Since you know I'm Li Yang, you should know that I have a show called "Seven Days of Heartbeat"

Li Yang said at a very fast speed: "Not long ago, SM gave me an opportunity to invite idols from any girl group except aespa."

The woman's body paused for a moment. She had heard of this saying.

In fact, just yesterday, their group had talked about who would be the next idol to be on the show, but they didn’t expect to meet Li Yang himself today.

"Compared to the seven days of intimate interaction on the show, the ten minutes in private is relatively easier, right?"

Li Yang blinked his eyes, smiled innocently, and said, "It's only ten minutes, just bear with it and it will pass."

The woman hesitated for a moment, then sat down.

She looked at Li Yang and said seriously: "It seems that besides liking to lie, you are also very despicable."

"Thank you for the compliment."

Li Yang smiled and nodded, saying: "After all, this is a society where only by making full use of all means can we live better."

The woman pursed her red lips but was speechless.

She remembered what had happened to her.

The slandered person had no chance to clarify, and the slanderer did not seem to be punished either. The constraints of the rules and regulations she learned in childhood seemed to be just a joke. The world seemed to have unknowingly become insane and she could not understand it.

Thinking of this, she looked towards Li Yang with a hint of disgust in her eyes.

She thinks Li Yang is very similar to that person.

Also likes to lie.

Equally despicable.
"Are you not going to make excuses this time?"

The woman narrowed her eyes and said, "Aren't you a big fan of lying? It's like you know me but you pretend not to know me." "Can I understand this as a formal introduction of myself, Bae Joo-hyunxi?" Li Yang smiled, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.

"I kind of regret giving you a thousand dollars."

Pei Zhuxuan looked indifferent and said, "You don't seem to be worth that money."

Li Yang was stunned for a moment, then hesitantly asked, "Are you calling me a bitch?"

He looked a little bit unbelievable.

Of course, most of it is just pretend.

When memories and reality overlap, it is normal for the feeling of disgust to be transferred to oneself.

At this time, you need to start to subtly reverse your image.

Rolling around?

Acting cute and acting stupid?

In short, you must never allow the feeling of disgust to continue to grow.

The real scumbag is the one who controls the rhythm and must never be controlled by the rhythm.

"Don't get me wrong, I just said you are cheap." Bae Joo-hyun raised her eyebrows slightly, her eyes still indifferent.

But the smile that was about to burst out of her eyes and the slightly upturned arc of her mouth seemed to prove that she was hiding a little bit of happiness under her calmness.

It must feel great to successfully mock the man who had previously threatened you in person!

However, these are just foreplay, and what is about to begin is the climax stage.

Be a clown and make a beautiful woman smile.

This is Li Yang’s main job.

He picked up the coffee and took a sip, ready to get into the state with full confidence.

But
"Why does today's coffee taste a little off?"

After this thought flashed through my mind for 0.1 second, a spicy feeling spread from my taste buds.

"puff!"

Li Yang sprayed out the coffee, turned around and saw Jin Dongtian grinning while holding a tube of mustard.

"Hey, you..." He was about to say something when he caught a glimpse of Bae Joo-hyun smiling. Her smile was brilliant, and her bright smile was like a ray of warm sunshine shining into the house in winter.

Li Yang's eyes were slightly dazed for a moment.

Bae Joo-hyun seemed to realize something as well, her smile quickly disappeared and she returned to indifference.

"Sorry to bother you, senior." Jin Dongtian put his hands in front of him, looking well-behaved and polite.

"It's okay. You did great."

Pei Zhuxuan gave a look of praise, and then, when Li Yang was about to continue speaking, she stood up with the help of the table and said, "The ten minutes are up. I believe you won't go back on your word again, right?"

After saying that, he left without giving Li Yang any chance to speak.

only.
In comparison, the pace of leaving seemed relatively relaxed.

At once.
Fine!

Mocking is still laughing, at least it is laughing.

Li Yang comforted himself in this way.

then
He slowly turned his head and met Jin Dongtian's eyes.

"Senior is really handsome!"

Jin Dongtian couldn't help but sigh, looking forward to when he could have this kind of effortless aura of a big star.

As he was thinking, he seemed to sense a pair of eyes staring at him.

She suddenly remembered something and turned her head mechanically.

Eye to eye!

Jin Dongtian's heart skipped a beat.

Finished!
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Sorry, I was stuck in a serious writing problem today, so the update is a little late.

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　　Thanks to Beiyu Luopan for the reward of 100 Qidian coins.

　　
　
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