Chapter 40 No bragging!
"Come on, Ling'er, tear it open!"

Zhao Shi pointed to the beginning of the roll of paper and said.

no way.

In this world, Zhao Shi, who is in a spiritual state, cannot come into contact with any entity at all.

He didn't even know how much incense was needed to make his figure appear.

But, without thinking, you know it is a huge amount.

Yesterday Zhao Shi read an article that said if a spiritual being wants to manifest a physical body through the power of incense, he must go through the step of building a golden body with incense.

In the myth, Nezha needs a huge amount of incense just to ensure his immortality.

Golden body!

To put it simply, it is a materialized body.

The old priest in Huang Gong Temple may have reached this stage.

However, the ancestral spirits are different from some of the gods recorded in the Blue Star. The ancestral spirits have greater restrictions, just like the old temple priest. Zhao Shi feels that this person cannot leave the range covered by the ancestral spirit barrier of the Huanggong Temple until now.

In this way, perhaps the incense needed to manifest the body will be reduced.

Following Zhao Shi's instructions, Jiang Ling'er gently tore open the roll of toilet paper, and with a little force, she pulled out a long piece.

"ah!"

This long string of toilet paper made Jiang Linger scream in surprise. She thought it was broken and was a little at a loss.

"Brother Shi, what is this?"

Jiang Linger stared at the toilet paper in front of her with wide eyes and asked curiously. The mother and daughter were no longer surprised that Zhao Shi could take out things.

The man at home has his own secrets.

However, she knew what to ask and what not to ask.

"This is prepared for you two, to be used when you go to the toilet!" said Zhao Shi.

"what!!"

"Brother Shi, is this the white paper you mentioned?"

Jiang Linger exclaimed, remembering what Zhao Shi said, and asked curiously.

When Zhao Yan'er heard her mother's words, her eyes lit up. She also wanted to see the white paper as white as gauze that her father mentioned for going to the toilet, so she came to her mother and carefully touched it with her hand.

really!

White!
White as gauze.

Even the white flour at home is not this white.

A thin layer is very soft.

If you use this.
Zhao Yan'er thought of something and suddenly a shy look appeared on her face.

"Not bad!"

“It’s called toilet paper.”

"It's specially used for going to the toilet!"

Zhao Shi nodded, confirming Jiang Linger's statement.

The two of them curiously touched the paper roll.

It was the first time they knew there was special paper for use in the toilet.

It turns out that my man (father) was not bragging, his family really uses a paper toilet that is as white as gauze.

Surprised!

Compared to what Zhao Shi was able to take out, they were more surprised at what Zhao Shi took out.

"Who would be willing to use such paper in the toilet?"

"Yan'er, you can use it from now on!"

"Just use the toilet token!"

Jiang Linger sighed as she looked at the soft, white toilet paper. She was reluctant to use it, but she didn't object to her daughter using it, as she knew the disadvantages of using toilet paper.

"Mom, you can use it. I'm used to using toilet chips."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Yan'er pulled her mother's hand and said.

Zhao Shi watched the two of them being polite to each other in silence. He didn't want to destroy the deep love between the two mothers, but he knew that if he didn't speak up, neither of them would be willing to use it.

So he said, "Ling'er, Yan'er, this kind of paper can only be used in the toilet. I have to tell you that you can only use it once after tearing off a section. Also, I have a lot of this kind of paper, you don't have to save it. I'll give you more when you run out of it."

When the two heard what Zhao Shi said, they were stunned for a moment.

They heard Zhao Shi say a lot!!!

this.
"Brother Shi, how much is a lot?" Jiang Ling'er asked after thinking for a while.

"Enough for both of you to last a lifetime." Zhao Shi looked at the toilet paper, thought about the money in his bank card, and said.

Yes! Even if he did nothing, the interest generated by the money in the bank card would be enough to buy toilet paper for them for a lifetime.

The only thing that limits him is incense.

However, considering the amount of incense, toilet paper and other things we receive every day, these are not big problems.

"really?"

Zhao Yan'er seemed a little unsure and asked again.

"Ok!"

Zhao Shi nodded.

"Brother Shi."

Jiang Linger was worried that taking out these things would have a negative impact on Zhao Shi, so she was a little worried.
Just by seeing Zhao Shi's indifferent look, I knew there was really no problem.

"Ah ha ha."

"Mom, we can also use white paper like gauze to go to the toilet."

Zhao Yan didn't think about these things. When she heard her father's words and saw his affirmative expression, she immediately smiled.

The most important thing is the paper called toilet paper, which her father had used and still uses frequently. As a daughter, it is natural for her to use it.

Looking at the two excited people, Zhao Shi felt a faint sense of satisfaction in his heart. Suddenly, Zhao Shi thought of something, took a few steps forward, came to Jiang Ling'er, and whispered a few words.

"Pooh!"

"Dirty!"

Zhao Shi's whisper just now made Jiang Ling'er's face flush with red for a moment, and she cursed.

"hey-hey."

In response to Jiang Linger's scolding, Zhao Shi just laughed twice narrowly and did not refute.

"Mom, what did Dad tell you?"

Zhao Yan asked curiously when she saw her mother's expression.

Jiang Linger was instantly embarrassed when she heard her daughter's question.

Not only Jiang Linger was embarrassed, but Zhao Shi also felt embarrassed. After all, his daughter was grown up, and some things were only suitable for boudoir fun and should not be heard by his daughter.

"Brother Shi, you have absorbed the incense!"

After Jiang Linger finished speaking, she dragged her daughter out, not forgetting to take the toilet paper with her before leaving.

Since her husband said he didn't need it, there was no need to lie to her. Just like her husband said, use it when you need it, no matter where the thing came from?
If he could take out a bow and a crossbow and those tear-gas weapons, it doesn't seem strange that he took out this.

Looking at the mother and daughter running away, Zhao Shi laughed, took a gulp of the remaining incense in the incense stick, and disappeared into the tablet.

In the mother and daughter's room, Zhao Yan took the toilet paper and looked at it over and over again with surprise in her eyes. She didn't know how this paper was made.

soft!

White!

Like fine yarn.

If you look closely, you will find that fine yarn is not as white as this paper, nor as soft as this paper.

Where is daddy?
I have been using this kind of paper to go to the toilet since I was a child.

I really don’t know what kind of environment my father and grandparents lived in back then.

"Yan'er, you must not tell anyone about your father's ability to take out something, not even your friends and girlfriends!"

Jiang Linger was actually curious as well, but she knew that the man in her family was not ordinary. Even if he became an ancestral spirit, he would still be different from ordinary ancestral spirits. However, these differences could not be known to anyone, so she gave instructions to her daughter with a serious face.

She was afraid that her daughter would not know the seriousness of the matter and show it off.

"Well, I know! I'm not stupid! Daddy is obviously different from those ordinary ancestral spirits!" Zhao Yan'er said.

It would be fine if he took out other things, even if it was toilet paper. At most, it could be said that his father's spirit had magical powers that ordinary people did not have.

Now, all the evil monsters have come out, and the spirits of the dead can be summoned. It seems reasonable that they can take out some things that they have never seen or used before.

However, my father can take out a crossbow, and it is made entirely of fine steel.

This is unusual.

This is a controlled item strictly prohibited by the imperial court.

She knew very well what she could say and what she couldn't say!
Suddenly, she remembered what her father and mother seemed to have said, so she asked, "Mom, what did Dad say to you?"

Jiang Linger looked around to see if there was anyone around, then leaned over and whispered a few words into her daughter's ear.

There is nothing that the mother and daughter cannot talk about, especially since their daughter is grown up now and needs her to tell many things, so there is no embarrassment or anything like that.

In an instant, Zhao Yan'er's face also turned red.

Looking at the toilet paper in front of him, his eyes became even hotter.

Although she didn't know what inflammation was, sometimes after going to the toilet to urinate, her underwear would become wet and uncomfortable.

(End of this chapter)