Chapter 92: Awkward Chat Mode
Chapter 92: Start the Awkward Chat Mode
“You watch TV?”
Ye Xuan pointed at the TV and said.
Ouyang Mi looked in the direction of his hand and was also surprised.
"Isn't it? Da Wang, you are still that TV?"
She said with some surprise.
Didn’t he say he wanted to buy a new TV?
Why is it still the old one?
Tian Yu was a little confused and said to Ye Xuan in a daze.
"Where? Which one?"
Ye Xuan walked up and said.
"Didn't we buy this together? We bought two of each and asked the little four-wheeler to bring them back?"
Ye Xuan walked to the TV and dragged the TV and the table together.
Tian Yu was a little confused.
"is it?"
"you forgot?"
Ye Xuan said.
"We both bought the same TV."
Ouyang Mi added.
Tian Yu smiled somewhat awkwardly.
"Oh, I totally forgot about that. Look."
The audience in the live broadcast room was somewhat confused.
"Hey? Didn't Tian Yu say he borrowed money to buy a TV? He didn't buy the TV, so why did he borrow 1200 yuan?"
"I suddenly felt that borrowing money to buy a TV was just an excuse."
"Could it be that he lied because of face issues?"
Ye Xuan said to him.
"Why don't you change it?"
"It looked quite bright, so I didn't change it."
Tian Yu smiled and said to Ye Xuan.
"Really? I can't do that. The effect is not good. It's line by line."
Ye Xuan left the TV and walked back to the sofa and sat down.
"Watching football, more than 40 people playing two balls, it's really ugly."
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.
"Ha ha ha ha--"
“Hahaha, what a great image.”
"It's so funny, more than 40 people playing two balls."
Tian Yu replied to them with a smile, turned and walked to the table.
"Well, eat fruit, eat fruit!"
“No, no, no, no!”
Ye Xuan refused repeatedly, but Tian Yu directly handed the fruit to them.
"Eat, eat, eat!"
"Third brother and third sister-in-law."
Tian Yu advised while greeting them.
Ye Xuan and the other man took the fruit and started eating without any hesitation.
"washed?"
Ouyang Mi asked with a smile.
"It's washed. Eat it. It's clean."
Tian Yu said with a smile.
"It's okay. Everything in this place is clean."
Ye Xuan said, while chewing an apple.
Seeing this, Ouyang Mi said.
"Da Wang, do you remember that year—"
Ye Xuan, who was eating an apple, suddenly coughed violently.
Ouyang Mi was interrupted and puzzled.
"what is wrong?"
Ye Xuan smiled awkwardly twice and pointed at the TV to change the subject.
"The TV. This TV."
"When it comes to television, the sooner you watch it, the sooner you'll benefit."
Tian Yu nodded.
"Yes!"
"Why don't you mobilize me to buy two TVs?"
"Yes!"
"I was driving a small four-wheeler to pull it back!"
"hold head high!"
Tian Yu still stared at him blankly.
Ye Xuan wanted to give the other party some advice, but the other party refused to understand and he ran out of things to say after talking for a while.
"It's over, it's over. I've taken a fancy to it, come back."
"Thanks to television, our country is in a very good situation this year."
"What's the development? My god, there's nothing to watch without TV."
Tian Yu said with a smile.
"That's not great."
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh.
"I am so embarrassed that I have nothing to say, hahaha."
"Turn on nonsense literature mode."
“Hahahaha, seeing him so embarrassed makes me want to laugh.”
Ouyang Mi said on the side.
"Your third brother watches TV every day and only goes to bed when there is no one around."
"Yes!"
Ye Xuan responded.
"We can't start from the beginning. You can't see the changes in our country over the past year without TV."
"That's not the case."
Tian Yu said from the side.
“The first thing is the World Cup.”
"Correct."
"no no!"
This confused both of them.
They scratched their heads for a while.
"Yes"
"Olympic Games!"
Ye Xuan was the first to come up with it.
"Yes! The Olympics!"
Tian Yu also remembered and responded.
"The whole village watched it that day. Did you see it?"
Ye Xuan asked him with a smile.
"Why aren't you looking? Oh my god."
Tian Yu said.
"I was very nervous that day."
Ye Xuan said to him.
"Yes!"
Tian Yu responded.
"People from all over the world say in the vernacular that we are so good, we are so good."
Ye Xuan gestured.
"We Chinese are quite good at speaking colloquial language."
Tian Yu smiled.
"Yes, yes, it's vernacular!"
"At that time, those people were all speaking foreign languages."
"Yes!"
Tian Yu looked at him and said.
"In the end! No matter how you say it, the old horse head has the final say."
Ye Xuan said.
Tian Yu thought about it and said.
"Hey - Samaranch!"
Ye Xuan suddenly realized.
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"Samaranch settled the matter with just one word."
Ye Xuan seemed to understand these things clearly.
"Yes!"
Tian Yu responded.
Ye Xuan still feels a little scared when he thinks back on it.
"What this guy said at the time scared me."
"What's going on?"
Tian Yu asked.
Ye Xuan said.
"When I heard him say that, it wasn't necessarily—"
"I've finished speaking, why is it not certain?"
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.
"Hahaha! That's what BJ meant."
"Foreigners can't pronounce it clearly, so it's not certain what they'll pronounce, hahaha."
"This is really a misunderstanding."
Ye Xuan said quickly.
"I said this is bad, not necessarily."
Tian Yu said quickly.
"It's BJ!"
"Yes! I misheard."
"I hear—not necessarily!"
Ye Xuan slapped his thigh and said.
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh out loud at his funny appearance.
"Then I looked at this guy and saw that he was all hugging and jumping high. I saw that he was fine!"
Ye Xuan sat on the sofa and gestured.
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter."
"We hugged and jumped high, it was so funny, haha."
"indefinite!"
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Tian Yu nodded and smiled at Ye Xuan.
"It's settled. It's us."
Ye Xuan continued with a smile.
Ouyang Mi also stepped forward and said.
"That night, our villagers were so happy that they set off firecrackers and were so excited."
"Yes!"
Tian Yu said very cooperatively.
"I've never seen such a scene since I was a child."
Ye Xuan said to the two of them excitedly.
"Look at that widow Zhang. She has never been allowed to be touched by anyone. But I kissed her that night and nothing happened."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Ouyang Mi laughed happily beside him.
"I am happy."
"Happy!"
Ye Xuan said.
The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed.
"Hahahahahaha your husband kissed another widow and you're still laughing!"
"It makes me laugh to death. Hug the widow and kiss her."
"He really has the guts to say it out loud. Isn't he afraid of being beaten to death by his wife?"
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter."
"So happy that even the widow let me kiss her, hahaha."
The three judges and celebrity guests also laughed.
(End of this chapter)