Chapter 86 I thought you were giving the turtle a drink!
Chapter 86: I thought you were giving the turtle a drink!
The audience in the live broadcast room all saw him blinking and found it a little confusing.
"What's going on? Why are you blinking?"
"Do you think she doesn't give you face or what?"
"Is Ye Xuan pretending? Still thinking of selling out Tian Yu? And finally making Tian Yu change his mind? But didn't he step down?"
"The picture suddenly became confusing."
"I don't understand."
Ouyang Mi saw him blink, put down his fist, and looked at Tian Yu again, with a look of confusion and embarrassment on his face.
"Beautiful?!"
Ye Xuan said as if scolding.
As he spoke, he blinked more frequently.
Ouyang Mi pushed him and without saying anything else, chose to sit on the chair next to him.
The audience in the live broadcast room finally understood.
"Oh, so he wanted Ouyang Mi to save some face for him."
"What a tactical wink hahaha!"
"That's beautiful. You're the one that's beautiful, right?"
Ye Xuan said in a fierce tone.
"I can't control you anymore?"
"Say that's silent."
Ouyang Mi was still a little unconvinced and wanted to stand up and confront him.
Ye Xuan continued to scold.
"What's beautiful?"
But the audience in the live broadcast room have seen through the truth.
"Hahaha! Big brother, your henpecked nature has been fully exposed!"
"This is just to save your face outside, hahaha!"
"This young couple is a good match."
"So good, so good, could Ye Xuan and Ouyang Mi be a real couple? They are so good, it would be a pity if they are not together."
"Be calm in front and don't spread rumors."
"This tactical wink is so funny hahaha."
“Tian Yu was stunned hahahaha!”
"This is the intimidation of a man, hahahaha!"
Seeing that Ouyang Mi wanted to say something, Ye Xuan turned a little and spoke to her.
"What good things are all family-friendly?"
"Does the earth have to revolve around you?"
"Are you the sun?"
"What's the point of talking about the ozone layer?"
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.
"Hahahaha-"
"What a golden sentence, so funny!"
"Ye Xuan is so venomous, his mouth is so poisonous hahahaha!"
"I learned a new curse word. I learned it from a comedy. Hahaha!"
"This line is so awesome!"
"It's too real, mate!"
"The character he played is so simple and kind. He cut off his own family's livelihood, but he still spoke up for Tian Yu."
"I think he thought there was no hope for the contract, so he started sharing his own experience in dealing with the stress."
The celebrity guests and judges all laughed out loud.
These offensive words are really hurtful.
They clapped and continued watching with a smile.
Ouyang Mi asked back with a look of dissatisfaction.
"Does his brother-in-law know how to raise fish?"
Ye Xuan immediately hit back.
"I was born knowing it, so why not learn it?"
Ouyang Mi was so overwhelmed by his criticism that she threw her head back and fell back on her chair.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.
"Hahahaha, Ouyang Mi lost in the end."
"She is dressed like a tomato. The green scarf is the stem and the red clothes is the tomato. Hahahahahaha."
"What did the person in front say? It made me burst out laughing!"
"I'm speechless. I hadn't noticed it before you said it, but now that you've said it, it's true! There's no going back! It really is like a tomato!"
"Help, are the comments trying to make me laugh to death?"
"Ye Xuan's words are so venomous that Ouyang Mi is speechless."
"Hahahaha, there's no way to explain it, Ouyang Mi chooses to keep her mouth shut."
"Ouyang Mi: You can do it. Look at your ability with your mouth." After Ye Xuan had calmed down Ouyang Mi, he turned to Tian Yu and said.
"It's okay, Fatty San. If you have any questions, just ask your uncle. He is not good at other things, but raising fish is definitely his specialty."
Ye Xuan gave a thumbs up and praised himself.
Tian Yu nodded quickly.
"Yeah, that's it."
Ye Xuan continued.
"I told you, you're not coming down?"
"I have nothing to do, so why don't you raise fish!"
Tian Yu responded.
"Ok!"
"You must be exhausted after being the village chief for a year. You are so anxious and angry!"
"That's it, that's it. I'm going to sue you again for writing a letter. You don't have the guts to do that! Just raise fish!"
"I make 5 or 6 yuan a year!"
As soon as he said this, Ouyang Mi coughed.
"cough!"
Ye Xuan said bluntly.
"If you cough, he will also charge you 5 or 6 yuan. You don't have to leave it there."
The audience in the live broadcast room all laughed.
"Hahahaha! That cough is so vivid."
"After being a village head, I became a fish farmer, hahaha!"
"This Ye Xuan is really generous enough to speak these things directly under such circumstances."
"Yeah, if it were me, I wouldn't be able to show Tian Yu a good look."
"My dear family, it suddenly occurred to me that this story should be based on 97, right? At that time, 5 to 6 yuan a year was equivalent to about 80 yuan now, right?"
"Wow, what the hell? I was thinking that giving away 5 or 80 yuan would be okay, but you told me that it's equivalent to yuan now?"
"No, my heart is broken."
"I'm also going to transform into Ouyang Mi."
"This guy is really very open-minded. He even taught him how to raise fish. If I didn't kill all his fish fry in the middle of the night, I would be considered kind."
"Taking someone's money is like killing their parents."
The audience in the live broadcast room was talking a lot.
The three judges said as they clapped.
“This section really builds the characters so well.”
"The lines were spoken very naturally, and people couldn't help but immerse themselves in it."
"But in reality, people like Ye Xuan are still a minority."
The three judges commented.
Ye Xuan continued speaking.
"Especially raising soft-shelled turtles, it's very profitable, I tell you."
"is it?"
"I'll get you two!"
After saying that, Ye Xuan prepared to get off the kang and take the basket placed beside the kang. This was the gift they brought with them.
He picked up the basket and said to Tian Yu.
"This thing needs to keep an eye on the water and the feed. I mix the feed myself, and it will grow whatever it eats!"
Ye Xuan looked very proud when talking about raising soft-shelled turtles.
Tian Yu said to Ye Xuan.
"drink wine!"
"He can't drink! He gets drunk!"
Ye Xuan continued.
"You give him wine, but he won't even eat the lees!"
"Hey, let's drink!"
Tian Yu said with a helpless smile.
"Ah! The two of us! I thought you were giving wine to the turtle!"
Only then did Ye Xuan suddenly realize.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and gave gifts of "cheers" and "applause" crazily.
"I am dying of laughter, this is the next one"
"Hahahahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter, giving the turtle a drink, hahahaha!"
"You said he gave wine to a turtle. Isn't that calling you a turtle? Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter!"
"This baggage and this rhythm are really amazing!"
"I'm really going to vomit from laughing, hahaha! This is so powerful!"
"To be honest, I felt like he was forcing himself when he was telling Tian Yu about his farming experience."
(End of this chapter)