Chapter 82 I wish the mayor will live forever in our hearts

Chapter 82 I wish the mayor will live forever in our hearts
I didn't expect Ye Xuan to dare to satirize officialdom so directly and sharply.

The audience and judges in the live broadcast room applauded in admiration.

Not only that, he also makes the satire so humorous and thought-provoking.

It may seem like gibberish, but it is actually extremely accurate.

Tian Yu made a few "Pooh" sounds.

"What the hell is wrong with me?"

This was a great injustice to him.

He got straight to the point.

"I'm telling you, you don't have to flatter me."

"Just tell me if you have something to say, okay?"

Ye Xuan pointed at Ouyang Mi aggrievedly.

“She won’t let me talk about it.”

Ouyang Mi quickly grabbed him.

"It's nothing."

"Isn't it the New Year?"

"I discussed this with your uncle, and you said that Mayor Fan has been so nice to all the leaders of our township for a year."

"We two are here on behalf of the masses to wish Mayor Fan a happy new year."

After saying that, they bowed to Tian Yu.

Tian Yu felt very happy when he heard this and bowed to them in return.

"Ouch, thank you thank you!"

Ouyang Mi said.

"We sincerely wish the mayor good health, peace, happiness as vast as the East Sea, and a long life as great as the Southern Mountains."

After saying that, she tugged at Ye Xuan's sleeve, motioning him to come forward and congratulate him.

Ye Xuan immediately stepped forward.

“Live forever in our hearts!”

The smiles on everyone's faces froze.

It then shifted to the faces of the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Hahahaha-"

"I am dying of laughter! Eulogy!"

"It's so funny, but Tian Yu is still alive."

"I really can't take it anymore, hahahaha! There are too many jokes here, I am laughing so hard that I am falling over."

The three judges and celebrity guests all applauded and laughed.

"Hahaha! This sentence is really a killer!"

Chen Sicheng smiled and clapped his hands.

Shen Teng laughed and clapped the table.

"Hahahaha! How funny!"

"It's just black humor, not death humor, hahaha!"

Zhou Xingxing laughed aside.

The celebrity guests were even less presentable.

"Hahahaha! What kind of a weird blessing is this?!"

"Language genius hahaha!"

"Beginning: I am not good at playing with language. Turns out to be a hidden master of language."

Tian Yu was so helpless that he laughed.

"Not you, old man? Isn't that a bit of a misnomer?"

He waved his hand, not ready to continue to dwell on the matter.

Who knows what else he will say.

"Well! If you have something to say, just say it. If not, eh! I'm leaving now!"

After saying that, Tian Yu pretended to leave and went to the clothes rack to sort out his clothes.

Ye Xuan asked Ouyang Mi with an innocent look on his face.

"Which sentence is wrong?"

"Don't keep getting involved!"

Ouyang Mi scolded in a low voice.

"I said there's nothing else—"

"Just sit there and wait, and stop making noise!"

Ouyang Mi interrupted Ye Xuan.

Ye Xuan pointed at Tian Yu with a helpless look on his face.

"Hurry up and tell me what's going on. We have to leave!"

Hearing his words, Ouyang Mi immediately shouted to Tian Yu.

"Village head!"

"what?"

Tian Yu looked back at her.

"Village head, we have something to do!"

Ouyang Mi said in a humble tone.

Tian Yu put his windbreaker on the kang with a happy look on his face.

"Just look at me and I know something must be wrong with you! Come on, tell me what's going on!"

Ouyang Mi hesitated for a moment and looked at Ye Xuan, who winked at her encouragingly.

Ouyang Mi then dared to say to Tian Yu, "Well, your brother-in-law went to my house yesterday."

Tian Yu asked doubtfully.

"What did he do?"

Ouyang Mi frowned and said.

"He gave us an ultimatum, saying that he would not allow us to raise turtles."

"If you don't agree to this, we'll fish out our turtles and bleed them one by one."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

"What a vicious business war."

"It makes me laugh to death, forcing others in this way."

"But you know what, this kind of person is really capable of bullying others by taking advantage of his power."

"To be honest, there are many such people in the countryside. They don't even need a nephew who is the village head. It's normal for them to be jealous of you and tear up your seedlings if they don't like you."

"It's so vicious."

"Ugh."

Tian Yu coughed awkwardly.

I didn't expect that this matter would be related to his brother-in-law.

He never expected that his brother-in-law would threaten others like this.

"Who then, the village chief?"

Ye Xuan stepped forward and grabbed Tian Yu's sleeve.

"I'm telling you, you... I don't know if it's okay to say it."

Ye Xuan was a little hesitant when he thought of what happened before, and he rubbed his hands nervously on both sides of his pants.

"It's okay, just tell me."

Tian Yu said in a calm tone.

Ye Xuan finally said it.

"Your uncle has a bad influence on you."

"hold head high"

"He's a bit of a bully, um, um, um, hard to say!"

Ye Xuan laughed awkwardly twice but still didn't say that sentence.

"It's okay, just say it."

Tian Yu said encouragingly.

"Anyway, the impact is not good."

Ye Xuan said, and suddenly became emotional when he thought of what his brother-in-law had done.

"He came to my house the other day, and as soon as he entered the door, he said: Who is that? Are that old Yan Ba ​​and that old Gao Po at home? Bring me two bastards!"

"We're going to stew them!"

Ouyang Mi nodded in agreement.

"Drinking more than a pound of wine, you can't listen to what you say."

Ye Xuan pursed his lips and said.

Ouyang Mi quickly took over.

"Oh, that guy is bragging. He said he is negotiating with Russia to buy an aircraft carrier."

Ye Xuan quickly gestured a large square.

"Well! Empty the pond quickly so I can come back and train as quickly as possible!"

Ouyang Mi nodded.

Tian Yu held his forehead with his hand speechlessly and turned around, too embarrassed to watch.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Hahahahaha—this is really just bragging."

"What a big boast! Even an aircraft carrier has come out."

"Oh my god, this excuse for occupying someone else's fish pond is really unique!"

"Six, six, I'll say the same thing next time. I'm going to launch a rocket into space. Quickly clear the space in your yard. I'm going to take off in your yard."

"Hahahaha that was so hilarious in the beginning."

"Believe it or not, you were beaten out in the street, hahahaha."

There was a lot of joy on the barrage.

The three judges couldn't help but applaud.

“This description really brings the character to life.”

"Hahahaha!"

The celebrity guests couldn't help but applaud and admire.

"This skit of his really has a lot of rhyming parts."

"It's really quite powerful."

Just when Ye Xuan and Ouyang Mi were feeling a little uneasy, Tian Yu finally came to his senses and spoke to him.

"You are always the fish farming king Zhao Laonian, right?"

He finally remembered the name of the man in front of him.

"It is you."

Ye Xuan said.

"Hey, hey, I recognized you as soon as you came in!"

Tian Yu said with a smile.

"Oh my god? The village chief recognized me?"

Ye Xuan said in surprise, and then timidly hid behind Ouyang Mi, looking a little scared.

(End of this chapter)