Chapter 79: New Year Greetings

Chapter 79: New Year Greetings

Amid the dispute among the audience in the live broadcast room.

Ye Xuan finished the script in 10 minutes.

"10 minutes?"

As soon as they entered the live broadcast room, the new audience screamed in disbelief.

The old audience looked at them like monkeys.

"You're shocked, right?"

"You still don't have enough experience. Aren't scripts usually written for 10 minutes?"

Some people said smugly.

The new audience members shouted in shock.

"How can this be normal?!"

"It takes at least several days to write a script in our school. Even if we participate in this kind of competition, it's impossible to write it in less than 20 to 30 minutes?"

Because of the publicity by some comedy masters, most of the new audiences now are people related to the industry.

It was the first time they saw someone create a script so quickly.

Therefore, they decided in their hearts that this script would not be a good thing.

"I think it still has some moisture."

"I'm afraid that the previous works were due to excessive practice, and it was just a blind cat catching a dead mouse."

"I can't accept that someone could finish writing a script so quickly. There must be something fishy going on."

Some people became jealous on the spot and made malicious remarks.

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately spoke out to refute them.

"It's so ugly to be jealous."

"If you are not good enough, blame the road. If you are not good enough, just practice more instead of being critical of others."

"Just like a clown, wait to be slapped in the face."

The old audiences were calm and not panicked at all.

After all, Ye Xuan’s many works have given them enough confidence.

While the audience in the live broadcast room was arguing, Ouyang Mi and the others had already memorized their lines and started setting the scene.

After they finished setting up the scene, they took a break, and then the one-hour time was up, and all the contestants had finished their creations and were ready.

As Xiao Sa started, everyone's screens gradually turned black, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, Ye Xuan and Ouyang Mi appeared on the screen.

This time, the two dressed up as a genuine peasant couple. Ouyang Mi wore a patched red robe and a dark green scarf.

Ye Xuan was wearing a navy blue cotton robe, a Lei Feng felt hat on his head, and a basket of things hanging in his hands.

Ouyang Mi pulled Ye Xuan forward.

Ye Xuan said impatiently.

"What are you pulling for?"

"Why are you so slow?!"

Ouyang Mi complained.

"How come I'm so fast? Can I fly?"

Ye Xuan said sarcastically.

The first sentence of the opening made the audience laugh out loud.

"Hahahaha! How funny!"

"This is just a joke, hahaha!"

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately laughed, and even the audience who were arguing before calmed down.

Ouyang Mi shook her hands and complained.

"Why don't you feel anxious?"

"The lease of our fish pond is about to expire, and the village head's brother-in-law is anxious. He wants to contract it. It's such a big deal, can we not talk to the village head about it?"

Ye Xuan said in a steady tone.

"Since your term has expired, there's no point in talking."

Ouyang Mi said speechlessly.

"Let's try one last time!"

"You're fighting for it? You're too stingy on New Year's Day!"

Ye Xuan glanced at the basket in his hand, speechless.

"Just bring two turtles"

The audience in the live broadcast room all started sending gifts.

"It's really interesting. It explains the future and the important things right away."

"Every time I see them putting on ugly makeup and playing farmers, I want to laugh, hahaha."

"This time you start by mentioning the theme and giving a gift, which is a little different from your previous style." Ouyang Mi said to Ye Xuan.

"If it were up to me, I wouldn't take either of those things!"

Ye Xuan looked at him puzzledly.

"Then what do you take?"

"Giving gifts is no longer fashionable nowadays."

Ouyang Mi circled her hands in front of her face to emphasize her tone, as if she was speaking in a very convincing manner.

“It’s all about communicating with emotions!”

Ye Xuan looked at him in disbelief.

"How do you do it?"

Ouyang Mi said firmly.

"Use nice words to say it!"

"It's over."

Ye Xuan shook his head.

"You asked me to play with the fish pond business, and you asked me to play with language. What a comparison."

"What are you comparing?"

Ouyang Mi looked at him puzzledly.

"If you go to Antarctica blindly, you will never find the north."

"People with cerebral thrombosis can't do splits when doing splits."

"A big monkey can't look beautiful in a cheongsam."

"If you ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng Haixia, he won't be able to reach her mouth!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Six, six, six! Oh my god!"

"You call this not knowing how to play with language? You have mastered the art of language!"

"Pan Changjiang: ? No Q! Thank you!"

"I'm dying of laughter! Hahahaha!"

"So strong and so rhyming, even more rhyming than rap, it's absolutely amazing hahahaha!"

The three judges and celebrity guests all laughed out loud, and Xiao Sa couldn't help but shake his head, being amused.

Zhou Xingxing chuckled, shook his head, and applauded him.

"As expected of Ye Xuan, what he said is so interesting hahaha."

"Absolutely awesome!"

Shen Teng gave a thumbs up and covered his face to hold back his laughter.

Chen Sicheng looked up and laughed. He was too embarrassed to laugh at Pan Changjiang. Hahaha.

Some people in the industry have met each other more or less, so it’s not very good to smile so carelessly.

But Pan Changjiang is definitely able to take a joke and won't mind this.

To everyone's surprise, Pan Changjiang immediately posted a screenshot of this sentence from the show on Weibo, along with a dog head emoticon.

Some fans were confused in his comment section.

"Pan Zi, your account has been hacked, please tell me directly."

"Isn't this a comedy contest program? Ye Xuan, is this?"

"Oh, are they teasing you with a skit?"

"Pan Zi, you are actually watching this show! I'm watching it too! Hahahaha!"

"It's amazing. Pan Changjiang responded to Ye Xuan's skit in real time online. It feels like the dimensional wall has been broken."

Some viewers found it really funny. While the live broadcast was teasing Pan Changjiang, Pan Changjiang immediately responded to the message, giving everyone a surprise.

His fans continue to flock to the comedy competition shows.

The director team backstage were delighted.

"It's already exceeded 300 million! Ye Xuan's live broadcast room alone has 300 million viewers!"

"Now the entire live broadcast room has a total of 300 million viewers. Ye Xuan is really the mainstay of the show. It has just started and there are million viewers!"

"We are now the third-ranked online live broadcast program and the first-ranked comedy variety show. The first two are both long-established non-comedy variety shows."

"Director! Great!"

The entire backstage was filled with a festive atmosphere. Before the show started, they never thought that they would be able to reach such a height one day.

Online live streaming has only recently become popular and there are not many viewers willing to watch it. More people choose to watch recorded broadcasts.

But if compared with recorded broadcasts, their performance is actually just average, currently ranking 10th among all programs.

(End of this chapter)