Chapter 67 Where did the rooster eggs fall? In the doghouse!

Chapter 67 Where did the rooster eggs fall? In the doghouse!
Ye Xuan continued to pace.

"Where to go?"

He was going to walk to Ouyang Mi's side.

"Where will you go next? Guess?"

He looked at Ouyang Mi for help, he really couldn't make up a story.

Ouyang Mi frowned and looked at him, thinking for a long time, and finally said something like this.

"kennel!"

Ye Xuan high-fived him in surprise.

OK! He is indeed a good partner who has been with him for many years!
Seeing the two high-fiving each other, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed to death.

“Hahahaha! This is tacit understanding!”

"I laughed my ass off, it was hilarious."

"The looks of these two are incredible, so bad!"

Ye Xuan said happily.

"Oh my god."

Tian Yu was fiddling with the camera and couldn't help laughing when he heard his words.

"Down in the doghouse!"

"Who discovered it?"

"Puppy?"

Ye Xuan asked with a smile.

Ouyang Mi immediately took over the topic.

"Once the paparazzi found out, the next day all the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats in the county knew about it."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Hahahaha! What a double entendre!"

"This pun is perfect!"

"Paw Patrol has done a great job!"

"I see they're lying in ambush here!"

"It really makes me laugh to death, so ironic!"

Ouyang Mi smiled proudly.

"This chicken in our house has become a famous chicken overnight."

She stroked.

"That fellow! In the past, my chicken walked with its chest held high and its head held high, looking very majestic!"

After saying this, she imitated the gait of a chicken, walking towards the camera step by step with its head held high and chest puffed out.

"Ka-ka-ka-"

She stopped after taking a few steps.

"Ever since this rooster egg was laid, the aisle has changed."

Then she imitated the swaying steps of a chicken, looking somewhat seductive.

"Quack-quack-quack-"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! This imitation is so lifelike!"

“That’s so profound!”

"This chicken has become more seductive, hahaha."

Ouyang Mi continued.

"I saw the paw on the ground. What is it doing?"

"I see after a closer look, he's practicing his signature."

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Tian Yu was the first to laugh, and walked towards them while clapping.

"Hahahaha!"

The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed

"Ouyang Mi's performance was so good!"

“The rhythm of this skit is absolutely amazing.”

"This is so cool. I'm impressed. This is a profound satire on the current state of the entertainment industry. Hahaha."

Tian Yu clapped his hands and stepped forward.

"That's very well said, very wonderful."

He walked forward and said.

"Uncle?"

The two of them hummed and looked at him in confusion.

"Where is the egg that the rooster laid now?"

Tian Yu asked with a smile.

"ate"

Ye Xuan also answered with a smile.

"have eaten?"

Tian Yu's face suddenly turned into shock.

Oh my goodness, how could such a precious egg be eaten?
“Who ate it?”

Tian Yu asked without giving up.

"She doesn't dare to eat what I eat."

Ye Xuan said with a smile.

He obviously hasn't realized the preciousness of an egg.

Tian Yu swallowed his saliva. In fact, he also wanted to try it.

But it is definitely gone now. What a pity, because the rooster eggs themselves can be hyped up and sold at a higher price.

But now it was eaten by a farmer.

He had no choice but to abandon the rooster eggs and dig for something more interesting.

"How did you feel after eating it?"

Tian Yu asked.

"No reaction at all! It's exactly the same as normal."

Ye Xuan told him frankly.

Ouyang Mi also smiled and nodded.

Tian Yu clicked his tongue and winked at him.

"Uncle, you are not cooperating now."

"How can you say that?"

Ouyang Mi said in confusion.

She was stunned. How else could she explain it?
Tian Yu explained to the two of them.

"This can't be like eating a normal egg!"

He gestured.

"You can't say it's a cure-all, but at least it has to be somewhat effective."

After saying this, he slapped the money on the table and winked at the two of them.

"Auntie, look at this—"

Ouyang Mi came to her senses immediately.

"Yes, yes! I know! I understand!"

She pushed him away as he was about to take the money and assured him.

"It's okay! Turn it on! It can cure diseases!"

"I am. Right?"

Tian Yu said with a frown.

"Yes, yes! It can cure diseases!"

The two argued for a while, and Ouyang Mi finally persuaded Tian Yu to leave, and Tian Yu walked to the camera nearby.

"Cooperate, turn on the machine!"

Ouyang Mi assured him.

Tian Yu then prepared to turn on the camera.

Ye Xuan stared at their conversation in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking.

After everything was ready, Ouyang Mi spoke directly to the camera in a loud voice.

"Many elderly people are troubled by the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis."

"My wife suffered a cerebral thrombosis last year."

Ye Xuan looked at her speechlessly.

"Before he ate rooster eggs, he walked like this."

After saying that, Ouyang Mi pushed Ye Xuan and signaled Ye Xuan to imitate the way a patient with cerebral thrombosis walks.

"You should learn how to walk like Wu Lao Er, hurry up!"

Ye Xuan looked at her speechlessly, somewhat reluctantly.

"Hurry up!"

Ouyang Mi urged him to pull his hand away.

He didn't forget to say it again in front of the camera.

"This is what the aisle looked like before he ate the rooster's eggs."

Ye Xuan couldn't resist any more and could only stand up and imitate the way a patient with cerebral thrombosis walked.

Not only was he limping on one leg, but his limbs seemed to be curled up together and moving staggeringly. His hands were also placed on his lower abdomen in the shape of chicken claws.

Ouyang Mi went forward to help him, but he shook his hand off.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter when they saw this.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Master! Your imitation is so real!"

"Wu Lao Er: First of all, I didn't mess with any of you. Secondly, I didn't mess with any of you."

"I laughed so hard! I fell off the bed."

"Help! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard that I'm rolling on the ground. My mom almost sent me to the hospital!"

The three judges and celebrity guests all laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha!"

"This is so interesting, Ye Xuan!"

"It's absolutely amazing. It's absolutely amazing."

“This joke is just too strong!”

The three judges were full of praise for Ye Xuan.

The celebrity guests laughed so hard that they fell over, unable to control themselves.

"What on earth is Ye Xuan's brain made of? Why are there so many memes? Hahaha!"

"So interesting!"

Bai Kainan and the other two were very impressed by this.

Being able to combine jokes and satire so naturally while maintaining a high level of acting skills, Ye Xuan is truly an all-round player.

His strength made even the celebrity guests who were his opponents admire him.

Not only did the audience laugh out loud, even a professionally trained host like Xiao Sa couldn't help but laugh.

The staff on the scene also laughed out loud, and the director team laughed in unison.

At this time, the data in the background of the live broadcast room was rising sharply, until the number of viewers was approaching 250 million.

(End of this chapter)