Chapter 65: My rooster laid an egg. Doesn't that mean I'm pregnant? !
Chapter 65: My rooster laid an egg. Doesn't that mean I'm pregnant? !
Amid the cheers of the crowd, Ye Xuan walked in front of Ouyang Mi.
He wiped the sweat off his face and looked at Ouyang Mi curiously.
Ouyang Mi said proudly.
"I've got another big job! Our family's luck is about to change!"
"Just cooperate! Ah!"
Ouyang Mi patted his chest gently, signaling him to act according to the circumstances.
Ye Xuan nodded to show that he understood.
Then he said to Tian Yu.
"Let me introduce you. This is your Uncle Hei."
Said to Ye Xuan.
“This is cattle planning.”
Tian Yu stepped forward and shook hands with Ye Xuan, and Ye Xuan bowed 90 degrees.
"Hello, uncle."
"You are so sweet!"
“I’ve seen it on TV hahahaha”
Tian Yu greeted him.
After Ouyang Mi put the things away, she untied his apron.
"Come on, take off your apron."
After taking off his apron, Tian Yu said in control of the situation.
"Then let's start now."
Ouyang Mi nodded.
"Well, let's start!"
She gave Ye Xuan some apt advice.
"Don't talk."
Tian Yu tidied up his appearance and spoke to the camera.
"As the saying goes, there is nothing strange in this world."
"Isn't it? Behind me is the black soil and white clouds that everyone is very familiar with!"
Ouyang Mi pushed him away, disliking that he was in front of the camera.
Tian Yu added with a wry smile.
"Two famous people."
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
"Two Names."
"It feels so good. It's like I'm back to watching the 'Approach to Science' column when I was a kid."
“And Discovery and Exploration”
The audience in the live broadcast room applauded and gave them special effects gifts.
Tian Yu continued.
"Not long ago, a strange thing happened in the homes of two famous people, Uncle Heitu and Aunt Baiyun."
"Yes!"
Ouyang Mi smiled and nodded.
"Their rooster actually laid an egg!"
"Yes!"
Ouyang Mi smiled proudly.
Ye Xuan, who was standing by, ran away immediately after hearing this.
This gave the two of them a fright.
Ouyang Mi pointed at him in shock and anger.
"Where are you going? Where are you going!"
Ye Xuan ran more than 10 meters away.
After being stopped by her, he accused angrily.
"Why does your mouth look like a cotton trouser belt?!"
"what is wrong?"
Ouyang Mi asked him puzzledly.
"Why are you so relaxed?!"
Ouyang Mi asked him speechlessly.
"Oh, what's wrong?"
What's the big deal?
Ye Xuan said hurriedly.
"How do you decide whether our rooster lays eggs?"
"How was it decided?"
Ouyang Mi said.
"Are we the only ones who know about this? My son and daughter-in-law don't know. Why are you here saying this?!"
Ye Xuan said anxiously.
Ouyang Mi turned her head away speechlessly.
"What are you afraid of?"
What's the big deal?
Ye Xuan's face turned red with anxiety and veins on his neck popped out.
"What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of!"
"Our rooster laid an egg, doesn't that mean I'm pregnant?!"
"Ahahahaha——"
"Help! This is so funny! Such a dumb laugh!"
"Ha ha ha ha--"
"It's strange that I can associate it with this aspect!"
“Hahahaha! Good—!”
The three mentors and celebrity guests all laughed and clapped.
"It's a king bomb right from the start."
“This is a great laugh.”
"It's a train of thought that ordinary people wouldn't expect."
The celebrity guests couldn't help but cover their faces and laugh.
"Help, this is too funny."
Xiao Sa couldn't help laughing on the stage.
Ouyang Mi stood there and pointed at him.
"I'm not talking to you."
"I counted! One! Two!"
Ye Xuan stopped walking and turned back. "San, what's going on?"
He said indignantly.
"You've been scaring me with these three numbers all my life."
"return."
Ouyang Mi said speechlessly.
Ye Xuan had no choice but to follow him and return to the kang.
"Comrade Niu!"
Tian Yu stepped forward to greet him, and Ye Xuan called out to him first, then held his hand.
"I'm not afraid of making fun of you, sir. We two have been through so much trouble in our lives."
"After becoming famous, I published two books and now owe the publisher 20,000 yuan."
Ouyang Mi hurried forward to stop him.
"Why are you telling people about this?"
"The subpoenas came this morning!"
Ye Xuan said to her anxiously.
"Does this have anything to do with you?"
Ouyang Mi said stubbornly.
The two of them were arguing with each other, and Tian Yu couldn't get a word in.
He could only think quickly and quickly took out something from his pocket and shouted.
"Uncle and aunt!"
"This is 2 yuan! I took a picture of this!"
Ye Xuan was forced to interrupt his quarrel with Ouyang Mi, and stared blankly at the 20,000 yuan he bid.
This is real money.
2 yuan was just slapped in front of him?
"What does this mean?"
Ye Xuan asked in confusion.
The audience in the live broadcast room cheered for them.
"Hahahaha!"
“This acting is so good!”
"Which good person would put 2 yuan in his pocket?"
Tian Yu explained.
"Aren't I planning to develop this egg-laying rooster?"
Ouyang Mi grinned.
"This is a 2 yuan advance payment."
Ye Xuan laughed in disbelief.
"For us?"
Tian Yu quickly denied it.
"No, no, no, it doesn't belong to the elders yet."
He said, pointing towards the camera.
"I'll ask questions later, you guys need to cooperate."
"If you cooperate well, I'll give you extra money."
Ye Xuan and Ouyang Mi both laughed out loud.
"Cooperate! Cooperate!"
"I'll cooperate with you however you ask me to!"
. Ye Xuan said with a smile.
"Where do you put the money?"
Tian Yu put the money on the table in front of him and said.
"Put the money here."
Ouyang Mi patted his arm proudly.
"Is it reliable?"
"Reliable!"
Ye Xuan couldn't stop laughing.
"Move over."
Ouyang Mi pushed him away from the C position and sat in the center herself.
"Cooperate well."
Ouyang Mi instructed.
"Then let's get started!"
Tian Yu said.
"start!"
Ouyang Mi nodded and said with a smile.
Tian Yu thought for a moment.
"Uncle and aunt, when did our attack start to lay eggs?"
Ouyang Mi recalled.
"I can't give a specific time either."
Then she said with a smile.
"You can log in to my blog, www blogbaiyunpiaopiao.com!"
The audience in the live broadcast room all laughed out loud.
“Hahahaha blog, tears of the times!”
“It’s something that only older people know.”
"She even used the opportunity of the advertisement to advertise herself. She really made me cry."
"Hahaha! The most powerful mother Baiyun!"
The three judges and celebrity guests all felt nostalgic when they heard this word.
The word "blog" has not appeared for a long time. Now everyone uses Weibo.
Although Weibo also evolved from blogs, it is still different from blogs after all.
This makes people miss the past era.
“Auntie has her own blog now?”
Tian Yu asked with a smile.
Ouyang Mi grinned, looking very proud.
"Celebrities are all mean."
Ye Xuan said with a smile on his face.
(End of this chapter)