Chapter 58 Doctor, I don’t want to know how I came into being, I just want to know how I died?

Chapter 58 Doctor, I don’t want to know how I came into being, I just want to know how I died?

“Hahahaha – is this book serious?”

"Hand slip, everything is hand slip."

"Killing me!"

"What is this? A quack doctor, hahaha. There is not a single psychology book on the bookshelf."

Ye Xuan quickly tried to make amends for himself.

"Oh, I have learned so much knowledge."

“You have to master all the knowledge.”

Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed again.

"Good fellow, you really know how to make excuses for yourself."

"Really quick response."

"Uncle's Advice to Study"

There was a burst of ridicule in the barrage.

Ye Xuan opened the book next to him. This time he finally picked up the right one and spoke as he walked.

“Look at this topic, time and life.”

Ouyang Mi praised repeatedly.

"Doctor! This is a good topic! Doctor!"

Ye Xuan immediately stopped her from speaking.

"Don't interrupt, it's all over."

He looked up and smiled at the camera.

"In the long river of time, people are like shooting stars in the sky."

"Come and go quickly."

"Brush—it's gone just like that."

"Goose--"

Hearing his words, Tian Yu was immediately choked.

He made a goose-like sound in his throat and fell back, breathing rapidly.

Ouyang Mi quickly supported him and helped him calm down.

Ye Xuan said speechlessly.

"I didn't mention the word 'illness'."

"Goose--"

Tian Yu covered his face and cried and hiccuped.

Ouyang Mi stood up and frowned.

"You didn't mention the word 'illness', you just made it go away for us."

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"It made me laugh to death. It was completely destroyed."

"Tian Yu's illness is really funny. When it strikes, it sounds like the cry of a goose."

The barrage slid quickly to the left, and Ye Xuan hurried forward.

He said to Tian Yu comfortingly.

"I mean, this is——"

He thought about it and changed the word to one that was easier to understand.

"I'm talking about the origin of life. You've lived for once, so I have to let you know how you came to this earth."

Tian Yu begged him with a sad face.

"Doc, I don't want to know how I got here."

"I just want to know how I died?"

Ye Xuan stood there speechlessly.

Smile awkwardly.

The audience in the live broadcast room clapped and laughed.

"Hahahaha, that's what Tian Yu said."

"Isn't he afraid? He still wants others to tell him why he died."

"It's so funny. If you knew it earlier, you would have wanted it earlier, right?"

Ye Xuan stood up and said after smiling.

"it is good!"

He licked his fingers and continued to flip through the book in his hand.

"Then I'll tell you how you died."

Ouyang Mi came forward and whispered to him.

"Doctor, please stop saying no!"

"Let's talk about how great it is to be alive!"

Ye Xuan agreed readily.

"Okay, then you—"

He hesitated for a moment and then continued.

"Let's talk about why we live?"

Hearing his topic, Ouyang Mi nodded repeatedly.

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Ye Xuan also smiled at everyone with satisfaction.

"That's a good topic."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

“It’s so nice to be alive.”

"Ye Xuan's sense of interaction is really strong. I feel like I'm watching it live."

"Why do I feel like he's a big liar?" Many people laughed when they saw this comment.

"Don't say it, really don't say it."

"This is indeed not a proper psychotherapy. But as I said at the beginning, he does this part-time and may not even have a license."

"If you want to receive psychological treatment, you should go to a regular hospital and seek help from a regular psychologist."

"It's so funny. His smile is so cunning."

Ye Xuan walked away and casually threw the magazine in his hand on the desk.

Then he smiled confidently at the camera.

“Why do people live?”

Then he turned and spoke to Ouyang Mi and Tian Yu.

"To put it simply, one word, for one love."

He walked forward with a serious face and pointed at Tian Yu.

"Brother, you are living in the wrong place."

He bent down and said to him sadly.

"You can draw the 3000 yuan prize."

Then he scoffed.

"Don't you think this little madman should be so absurd?"

There was a strange laugh in Ye Xuan's tone. He seemed very happy, but was trying hard to restrain himself.

Especially when it comes to 3000 yuan.

He just patted Tian Yu on the shoulder.

"Think about it."

Then he clenched his fist and spoke passionately.

"If we can count the days of our lives on our fingers, there are 36,000 of them. Even if we have millions of houses, we need a room three feet wide for sleeping."

He gestured vigorously.

"It can be summed up in four sentences."

The four in his hands transformed into an embrace.

“People are like flowers in a pot.”

“Life is a mess.”

These two sentences touched Ouyang Mi's heart, and she nodded in agreement.

“No matter how well the house is built, it is just a temporary residence.”

Ouyang Mi nodded, looking at his words with expectation.

"This little box is your eternal home."

Ye Xuan made a gesture of a small box, obviously referring to the urn.

After saying this, he extended the gesture to Tian Yu.

Tian Yu only took a glance and felt that his eyes and heart had suffered severe damage.

"Goose--!"

He immediately covered his eyes.

Unable to bear to look at such a tragic scene, he began to cough violently.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha-"

"Help, I'm dying of laughter."

"This little box is your permanent home!"

"Exclusive and distinguished space - the urn!"

“It’s so funny!”

Not only the audience in the live broadcast room were laughing so hard that they fell over.

Even the judges and celebrity guests on the scene couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Absolutely awesome!"

Zhou Xingxing said, clapping his hands.

The smile on his face showed his extreme satisfaction.

Shen Teng on the side laughed out loud.

Death is simply the most humorous thing in comedy.

Chen Sicheng was no less enthusiastic, smiling secretly with his arms folded.

As the celebrity guest, Cao Suifeng rubbed his eyes and his smile seemed a little bitter.

"It's so interesting."

“Can these jokes really be thought up by newcomers?”

"Ye Xuan is a genius."

His team members couldn't help but lower their heads and laugh, and they all showed a little respect for Ye Xuan.

This joke was quite original; they had never heard of it before.

But after seeing it today, it lingered in their hearts.

I also felt a little admiration for Ye Xuan's strength.

The director team deliberately switched the camera here and played their reactions in the upper right corner of the program.

After seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room became more enthusiastic about the entire program.

"Whether it's the three judges who are industry leaders or the veteran actors who have been acting for many years, they all praise Ye Xuan."

“This is the charm of the powerful.”

"Ye Xuan could have become a popular star with his looks, but he chose to rely on his talent to make everyone call him daddy."

"Indeed, what I admire most is that he regards his appearance as nothing."

"Yeah, if he wants to be a star, he will definitely become famous soon."

(End of this chapter)