Chapter 44 Nickname: One Cut
Chapter 44 Nickname: One Cut and No More
Tian Yu sat aside with his legs crossed, wearing headphones, quietly watching "Confinement Month", not participating in their affairs at all.

"Elegance, really elegance."

"My laughter is killing me! The person who started this was sitting next to me reading a book hahahaha"

"This little expression is so funny!"

Various sounds slide across the barrage, and special effects in the gift area are endless.

Ye Xuan was a little indignant.

"I'll say a few words to him."

After saying that, Ye Xuan walked up to Tian Yu and patted him on the shoulder.

"Oda!"

Tian Yu took off his headphones.

Ye Xuan said quickly.

"Put on your headphones."

Tian Yu then took back the headphones.

Ye Xuan then gave a thumbs up and said.

"You have learned bad things. This move of yours is too sinister for you."

"No wonder you can't sleep, you are too thoughtful, you deserve it!"

Tian Yu couldn't hear what he was saying, he just saw him mumbling something with his thumb up, and thought he was praising himself.

So he said.

"Hey, thank you."

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha!"

"Thank you, Smiling Tiger himself"

“Thank you, hahahahaha”

"I suddenly thought of selling crutches: He has to thank me."

"I am dying of laughter, hahaha."

The contestants laughed so hard that they held their heads.

"It hurts me alone to laugh!"

“I really can’t hold it anymore, hahahaha”

Ouyang Mi finally faced the reality.

"All their hosts are like this. Let's put it this way. From now on, you are not allowed to make a sound."

Ye Xuan nodded repeatedly.

"No word, do you hear me?"

Ye Xuan continued to nod.

Ouyang Mi said hurriedly.

"speak!"

Ye Xuan said inexplicably.

"Didn't you say no to talking?"

Ouyang Mi raised her body speechlessly.

"It's so hard to work with you. We've never had tacit understanding in this life!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"I laughed my ass off."

“I burst out laughing.”

"Ye Xuan is inexplicably cute like this, hahaha"

"No I'm too happy hahahahaha!"

Then she walked over to Tian Yu and patted him speechlessly.

"Tian, ​​pick it."

"Eh."

Tian Yu put away his headphones.

"Let's continue chatting."

Ouyang Mi said with a smile.

"it is good!"

Tian Yu said to Ye Xuan.

"Then I will ask you another question."

Ye Xuan shook his hand and gestured to Ouyang Mi beside him.

"what?"

Tian Yu looked at him in confusion.

"Hahahaha! Ouyang Mi won't let him speak!"

"This expression is killing me."

"Ok?"

Seeing Tian Yu confused, Ouyang Mi also looked back at Ye Xuan in confusion, only to see Ye Xuan gesticulating and gesticulating as if he was speaking in sign language.

"Hmm? What's wrong, uncle?"

Tian Yu said with concern.

Ye Xuan covered his mouth.

Ouyang Mi reacted.

"Ugh! His stomach hurts!"

After saying that, she smiled awkwardly, and seeing that Ye Xuan was still covering his mouth, she spoke speechlessly.

"You said your stomach hurts!"

Ye Xuan reacted quickly and moved the hand that was covering his mouth downwards.

Ouyang Mi even raised his hand in disgust.

"Why is it still sagging? Where is the stomach?"

"Hahahaha!"

"I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts!"

"I'm laughing like crazy! Hahahaha!"

Tian Yu sighed.

"Oh, Auntie, your parents are really strict. Wherever you hurt the tree, it will hurt him."

Ouyang Mi smiled.

"No, he's not feeling well. Ask me."

"Okay, I just read your book, and the first chapter is about going home."

Tian Yu said.

"You're talking about the last time we returned to Tieling after the show. The scene was particularly spectacular, right?" He smiled tentatively.

Ouyang Mi frowned and looked at him.

"How can that be called spectacular?"

Tian Yu shrank his neck.

Ouyang Mi said this deliberately heavily.

"That was quite spectacular!"

Ye Xuan on the side turned his head away with a look of pain.

The audience in the live broadcast room all laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha!"

"So cocky, hahaha."

Ouyang Mi became more and more excited as she spoke, her voice getting louder and louder, and she even stood up.

"That guy! That scene was huge! That was real!"

"Drums and gongs are blaring, firecrackers are blasting, red flags are waving, and there are huge crowds of people!"

Ye Xuan looked at Ouyang Mi in pain and speechlessness. He couldn't bear it any longer, so he walked directly to the table and picked up the headphones.

"Xiaotian, please, let me take this thing with me."

After saying that, he couldn't wait to put the headphones on his ears.

Ouyang Mi looked at him in shock and confusion.

“Hahahaha! I’m going crazy laughing—”

"Well—what a wonderful design!"

"Ye Xuan: My conscience won't allow me to listen any longer!"

"I beg you, let me take this thing with me!"

"It's over. I laughed so hard that I fell off the chair. Hahaha!"

"It really makes me laugh to death!"

The contestants all laughed and clapped.

"Hahahaha! I'm really going to puke from laughing!"

“It’s so interesting and beautiful!”

Ouyang Mi looked at Ye Xuan angrily.

She ripped off his headphones and questioned.

"Everything I said was false, wasn't it?"

"real."

Ye Xuan pursed his lips and said with a look of grievance.

"You can't listen to it, right?"

"can."

Ye Xuan felt even more aggrieved.

"Then why did you detain him?"

"Stomach hurts."

After saying this, he looked sad, covered his stomach and lowered his head.

"Hahahahaha I'm laughing like crazy! This is so funny!"

"Help! Someone save me! I'm dying of laughter!"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"Why are you so annoying? You!"

Ouyang Mi sat back cursing.

"Tian, ​​keep asking. Don't pay attention to him. He has never seen the world."

Tian Yu came back to his senses awkwardly and continued.

"Yes, I know. Actually, Auntie has seen a lot of the world since she became a celebrity. She has participated in a lot of activities, right?"

"That's -- yes, quite a lot, hehe."

Ouyang Mi said in a boastful tone.

Ye Xuan turned his head away speechlessly.

"Hahahaha you're talking nonsense again."

"Ye Xuan was speechless."

“I literally couldn’t stop laughing.”

The audience in the live broadcast room was discussing enthusiastically.

Ouyang Mi continued.

"All day long we perform and give speeches everywhere, and cut ribbons for people."

Tian Yu said with a smile.

"The appearance fee is not small."

"She's eighty and I'm forty."

Ye Xuan said.

“All after tax!”

Ouyang Mi added.

"Oh--"

"So where did you cut the ribbon?"

Tian Yu asked.

“They are all large and medium-sized enterprises!”

Ouyang Mi said.

"Big pancake shop, blacksmith furnace and stuff."

Ye Xuan said expressionlessly.

"Uh uh uh - there's a big chicken farm around here, and I cut all those chickens."

Ouyang Mi quickly stopped him and said with a smile.

Ye Xuan said expressionlessly.

"Yes! She got a cold the next day after the haircut."

Ouyang Mi's smile disappeared immediately and she looked at Ye Xuan speechlessly.

No, how can you sabotage something like this?

"Hahaha! You've been a professional saboteurer for 30 years, uncle!"

Ye Xuan said slowly.

"More than 1 chickens died at the time, and they were nicknamed 'all cut off'."

(End of this chapter)