Chapter 42: Just get by, what’s the point of getting divorced?

Chapter 42: Just get by, what’s the point of getting divorced?
Ye Xuan quickly put away his smile, lowered his head obediently and didn't dare to look at anyone.

Everyone laughed.

"Hahahaha! Old bitch!"

"I am dying of laughter. How dare you say that!"

"My uncle's life is very colorful."

Ouyang Mi pulled Ye Xuan and said to Tian Yu.

"He does his folk art, and I do my publications."

Then he hugged Ye Xuan's shoulders.

"We care about each other in life and help each other in career."

She said with a smug look on her face.

"How can I describe it to you?"

Ye Xuan lowered his head and said with a look of pain and grievance.

"We're just getting by, what else can we do?"

Hearing what he said, Ouyang Mi stopped smiling and looked at him speechlessly.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"Master is so funny, hahaha!"

"I am dying of laughter! Professional sabotage for 30 years!"

"I've made do, how can I leave?"

The contestants at the scene were laughing so hard that they fell over.

"It's so funny."

The three judges smiled and applauded them.

"Absolutely!"

“Interesting hahahaha!”

"It's so funny!"

They couldn't help but be impressed by the plot.

Tian Yu took over the topic and said.

"Actually, I heard that the uncle and aunt had some relationship problems."

Ouyang Mi frowned and denied it resolutely.

She pointed at Tian Yu.

"Scandal! Absolute scandal!"

Then he said with disdain.

“A leader without news is not a leader, and a celebrity without scandals is not a celebrity!”

Her face was filled with worry.

"It's hard to be a human! It's hard to be a woman!"

Ye Xuan couldn't help but talk.

"It's hard to be an old woman!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room was laughing like crazy.

“Hahahaha! What the hell is this old woman!”

"I'm dying of laughter, help!"

"It's so funny!"

"This aggrieved look is absolutely amazing!"

The contestants laughed till tears came out.

Tian Yu walked forward slowly and spoke to the camera.

"Everyone saw it, right? This uncle has a lot of truth in his mind but he can't tell it."

"Luckily I had a trick prepared."

After saying that, he showed the headphones in his hand.

He turned around and said to the two of them.

"Let's try another approach, uncle and aunt."

Ouyang Mi said "hmm" in confusion.

"When I ask the uncle, you put on the headphones, and when I ask the aunt, the uncle puts on the headphones, okay?"

"Listen to some music and relax."

After saying that, he handed the headphones to Ye Xuan.

Ye Xuan quickly took the headphones.

He put it on briefly and then put it down.

"Oh my, you're being too loud."

Ouyang Mi said impatiently.

"Just bring it with you when I told you to. Why are you talking so much?"

Ye Xuan could only obediently put on his headphones.

When Ouyang Mi saw him put it on, she immediately said to Tian Yu.

"Haha, ask Xiaotian, let's chat!"

Tian Yu nodded and said with a smile.

"Auntie, how did you get to BJ this time?"

"We"

Ouyang Mi hesitated for a few seconds.

"I came here on a special plane."

Tian Yu hesitated.

"That's too expensive. We can't afford it."

Ouyang Mi waved her hand.

"No need to report! It's just a small amount of money. I have money now!"

After saying this, she tugged at her clothes proudly.

"Look at what he's wearing. He's quite rich! Very rich!"

Ouyang Mi looked at the clothes on her body with admiration.

“Oh, this is quite expensive.”

Tian Yu looked at it and asked.

"Is this your mink?"

"Wrong! Mink!" Ouyang Mi looked at him proudly.

"Isn't this expensive?"

Tian Yu sighed.

“Not expensive!”

Ouyang Mi said with a nonchalant look on her face.

"Only 40,000!"

Tian Yu said with some surprise.

"Isn't forty thousand expensive? Auntie is really willing to spend money on herself."

Ouyang Mi said with a grin.

"Women! You have to be a little more ruthless when you're dealing with yourself."

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahaha! What a classic quote! It sounds like an advertisement!"

"It's so funny! I've never seen mink in my life."

“Perfect score for facial expressions!”

Various words of praise appeared in the barrage.

Tian Yu was shocked and said, "It's really cruel."

He pointed at Ye Xuan and asked again.

"Then let me ask the tree again? Do you want to listen to the song?"

Ouyang Li patted Ye Xuan's thigh.

"it's your turn!"

Ye Xuan came to his senses, took off his headphones and handed them to Ouyang Mi.

“That’s a pretty loud noise.”

After Ouyang Mi put on the headphones, Tian Yu asked.

"Uncle, I heard you came to BJ on a special plane this time?"

Ye Xuan nodded and told the truth.

"Yes, I came here on a brick-hauling tractor."

"Hahahahaha-"

"I'm going to laugh my ass off!"

"Tractor = special plane"

"On the art of language, hahaha!"

The contestants laughed and pounded the table when they heard this.

Some even fell to the ground laughing.

"Hahahaha! This is actually the truth."

All three judges burst into laughter.

Everyone present couldn't help but laugh.

I never expected that you could say that?
Tian Yu was shocked.

"How cold is that?"

Ye Xuan pointed at Ouyang Mi.

"She's wearing a lot of clothes. This is windproof. Look at her clothes."

Tian Yu said "oh" to indicate that he understood.

He said while looking at Ouyang Mi's clothes.

"Auntie, this dress is quite expensive, isn't it?"

Ye Xuan said impatiently.

"It's too expensive! I rented it for forty-one days!"

Everyone was shocked.

Then laughed.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"Where's the promised huge sum of 4?! I'm dying of laughter!"

"It's actually rented! I thought I really made that much money from selling books!"

"It's so funny. Ouyang Mi's lies were all exposed by Ye Xuan!"

Tian Yu was surprised.

"rental?!"

Ye Xuan nodded honestly.

Tian Yu said to the camera.

"How is it? Is it effective? You have to ask this question! I'll ask Auntie again, please listen to the music."

Ye Xuan took off the headphones on Ouyang Mi's head.

Ouyang Mi asked with some confusion.

"Why are you all laughing? I think something's going on here. Look at my gestures."

Ye Xuan nodded: "Understood!"

"Hahaha, do you really understand or are you just pretending to understand?"

"You've exposed your wife's pretense! Hahahaha!"

""clear""

The audience in the live broadcast room were going crazy, with all kinds of reward special effects flying in the gift area.

The contestants all wished they had a plate of melon seeds in front of them and stared at the big screen intently.

They would never be able to perform such a funny work.

Compared with Ye Xuan, their works seem a bit forced and stiff in terms of comedy and storytelling.

But Ye Xuan's scripts are still extremely natural until now.

Seeing Ye Xuan agreed and put on his headphones obediently, Ouyang Mi turned around and responded to Tian Yu with a smile.

"Just ask Xiaotian."

Tian Yu then picked up the book "Confinement Month" on the table.

"Auntie, let's talk about your book."

When Ouyang Mi heard that they were going to talk about her book, she immediately became excited.

"Books! There's a lot to say about storytelling!"

After saying this she spread out her hands.

"Then where do I start?"

(End of this chapter)