Chapter 34: Qiuying is the spinach in autumn

Chapter 34: Autumn Eyes Are the Spinach of Autumn
"They say they"

Ouyang Mi was ready to continue.

Tian Yu couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted the other party quickly.

"Still talking? Stop it. That's enough."

Ouyang Mi could only shut up.

"No more."

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, Tian Yu was convinced."

"666, if Ouyang Mi keeps talking, the other side will be defeated."

"It's so funny, this is a sincere satire from an honest man."

Tian Yu reorganized his words.

"Let's talk about you two elders."

"Now, I'll ask the question in more detail."

The two nodded and responded.

Tian Yu thought for a moment and said.

"When did you get married?"

Ye Xuan glanced at Ouyang Mi.

"We'll meet on 5-8."

Ouyang Mi continued.

"About winter."

"Hahahaha"

There was laughter on the barrage.

Tian Yu smiled helplessly.

"It's so hard to stop reciting poetry, and now I'm singing songs instead."

He turned and said to the two of them.

"Who pursued whom when they were dating?"

Ye Xuan smiled mysteriously, and Ouyang Mi turned her head and said shyly.

"Oh, don't talk about this."

Tian Yu continued.

“Is this a personal privacy issue?”

Ye Xuan smiled proudly.

"In fact, Xiaotian, you should have this kind of vision."

Ye Xuan crossed his legs and said proudly.

"At that time, I would use today's words: the boy looked quite handsome."

Then he pointed at himself and said.

"Chasing me."

"Hahaha, Ye Xuan's smile really deserves a beating."

"Killing me."

The audience laughed.

Ouyang Mi frowned speechlessly and retorted.

"Why don't you tell the truth?"

"Let everyone see your old face, which looks like a shoe horn. How can I chase you?"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

"Ha ha ha ha"

Various gifts are on display in the special effects area.

Ye Xuan was not convinced.

“Is this called a shoe-horn face?”

“This is authentic pig kidney face!”

Tian Yu said somewhat speechlessly.

"It's worse than a shoe horn."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha!"

"The pig kidney face is even uglier."

"Can we please have a nice face? Hahaha."

Ouyang Mi stretched out her hand, leaned back in her chair and said.

“When I was young, that was definitely not a boast.”

"I have willow-shaped eyebrows and a cherry-like mouth. Everyone who sees me is happy to look at me."

"That guy next door, Wu Lao Er, starts shaking all over when he looks at me."

Ye Xuan grinned and said happily.

"Old Wu has a cerebral thrombosis. He trembles when he looks at anyone."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

Their hands kept giving rewards to the live broadcast room.

"Hahahaha, Wu Laoer."

"Wu Lao Er: I have never offended any of you."

"Wu Lao Er is actually me."

"Killing me."

Tian Yu said quickly.

"Uncle, that's not right."

"Actually, Auntie looks pretty energetic now."

Ouyang Mi waved her hand and said.

"Not now."

"Now my hair has turned grey and my wrinkles have grown."

"My two white front teeth were also gloriously retired last year."

Ye Xuan laughed beside her.

The audience was laughing uncontrollably.

"You can still say that, gloriously laid off, hahaha."

"That's funny. So funny."

"That's really interesting."

Several judges couldn't help but laugh. "Interesting train of thought."

Shen Teng praised.

Tian Yu said.

"I still need to pay it back after being laid off."

Then he said to the two of them.

"Yeah, uncle and aunt."

Then he changed his mind and stood up.

"I can ask them one by one. I'll ask Auntie first."

Ouyang Mi looked at him and responded.

Tian Yu walked up to him, handed her the microphone and asked.

"Auntie, how did the uncle chase you at that time?"

Ouyang Mi glanced at Ye Xuan and her throat felt a little hoarse.

"He would approach me and chat with me whenever he had time. He would either mow the lawn for me or recite poetry to me."

After saying that, he sat up slightly, and seemed to speak to Tian Yu quietly while covering his mouth.

"And he always finds opportunities to flirt with me."

Ye Xuan retorted.

"Don't talk nonsense. I remember I sent you a pen and a table, and even a big black pot to your house. When did I ever flirt with you?"

After saying that, he looked at Tian Yu in confusion.

"What is flirting?"

Tian Yu immediately explained.

"Qiubi is this young man."

Ouyang Mi interrupted first.

"How come you don't understand what Qiubo is? You are so uncultured."

"What?"

Ye Xuan was puzzled.

"Autumn eyes are autumn spinach."

Ouyang Mi said to him.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"What the hell! Autumn spinach!"

Tian Yu smiled speechlessly.

"This is the first time I've heard of Qiubo being like this today."

"Hahaha!"

The audience was amused again and kept giving rewards to the live broadcast room.

The three judges all covered their mouths and laughed, and Xiao Sa tried hard to suppress the smile.

Tian Yu walked to Ye Xuan and said to him.

"Uncle, it's not enough to just give away spinach."

"When people are in love, they have to give each other a decent token of love. Do you think there is such a thing?"

Ye Xuan chuckled.

"There is some history behind this matter. Tell me."

Ye Xuan pointed at Ouyang Mi and said.

Ouyang Mi was also happy to take over the conversation.

"Let me tell you."

"Before we started dating, I wanted to give him a sweater."

"At that time, we were too poor to buy wool. I happened to be herding sheep for the production team. I found that the sheep were shedding wool, so I plucked the wool."

"I go home at night and spin wool. During the day, I knit sweaters while herding sheep and plucking wool."

"As a result, we were just short of two sleeves when the production team discovered it."

"Not only did they confiscate my sweater, they also held a struggle meeting to criticize me."

Ouyang Mi nudged Ye Xuan's arm.

"Isn't there a crime called .?"

Tian Yu thought about it and continued.

"Uh - digging into socialism!"

"Correct!"

Ye Xuan said.

Ouyang Mi immediately said.

"Yes, the crime I was charged with was fleecing socialism!"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"I am dying of laughter - a whole new meaning has been added to the idiom 薅羊毛 (薅羊毛)!"

"I am dying of laughter. The crime of fleecing socialism!"

"6666666"

Tian Yu said.

"It's a serious crime."

Ye Xuan said with disdain.

"She is too honest. You said there were 50 sheep released, but she chose to fleece only one."

"This guy looks like Ge You, who can't tell?"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha!"

"Ge You: Don't be QQ"

"Ge You: Thank you so much!"

"Ge You entered the live broadcast room swearing, hahahaha"

"Absolutely, Ge Youyun should join in."

"I'm dying of laughter! Hahaha!"

Tian Yu couldn't help but smile.

"I heard that the token of love was not actually delivered."

(End of this chapter)