Chapter 23: Wearing a watch? What watch?

Chapter 23: Wearing a watch? What watch?
"Come!"

Tian Yu regained his confidence, straightened his clothes, and said proudly.

“It’s the same question of what 1+1 equals.”

Ye Xuan said.

"Say!"

Tian Yu said confidently.

“You’ve answered this question before!”

Ye Xuan continued.

"you say!"

Tian Yu became more and more confident.

"Please listen to the question!"

Ye Xuan glanced at him.

Tian Yu’s eyes were raised to the sky.

He continued.

“Under what circumstances does 1+1 equal 2?”

It is indeed a question that has been asked before.

Tian Yu immediately stood on tiptoe and said proudly.

"1+1 equals 2 when the calculation is wrong!"

"oops!"

Ouyang Mi clapped her hands, ominous.

"wrong!"

Ye Xuan immediately yelled beside him.

His right hand made the shape of a 2, like a pair of pliers, and stretched straight in front of Tian Yu.

Tian Yu turned around in shock, and when he saw Ye Xuan's gesture, he raised his hand in annoyance and made a 2.

“2?!”

He said in shock and annoyance.

He thought the question was under what circumstances it equals three!

"Didn't you just say three?"

Tian Yu asked in disbelief.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was laughing like crazy.

"Hahahaha, what should I do, hahaha."

"You know what, to some extent, this wheelchair is really useful!"

“Hahahaha, this is the mistake of empiricism!”

The contestants also applauded.

“This reversal is so interesting!”

"This one, the number 2 has a new definition!"

"Ye Xuan's thousand-layer routine!"

Ye Xuan put his hands on his hips and said proudly.

"You can't even tell the difference between 2 and 3. How deep is your 2?"

"Ha ha ha ha"

Ouyang Mi burst into laughter.

Tian Yu didn't believe it, so he found a wheelchair and sat down.

"Brother, give it one last try!"

Ouyang Mi quickly advised.

"Don't answer that!"

Tian Yu pulled her hand away and pointed a finger to emphasize.

"One last time! Big brother, give it one last try!"

Ye Xuan immediately stepped forward and shouted.

"1+1 equals—"

In order to prove himself, Tian Yu quickly responded.

"Right equals 2! Wrong equals 3!"

Ye Xuan immediately shook his hand and shouted congratulations.

"Congratulations, you've answered two questions!"

He held Tian Yu's hand, as if conveying infinite energy.

The audience burst out laughing.

“Hahahaha, actually at this time Tian Yu’s feet were already on the ground, but he didn’t notice it at all!”

"I am dying of laughter, hahaha!"

"It's really great!"

The audience was discussing enthusiastically, and Ye Xuan patted him on the shoulder.

"You have found the problem. Please get off the bus and go home. We have something else to do."

Ouyang Mi was overjoyed and quickly persuaded.

"Hey, go home soon."

Although both of them were persuading people to go home, their purposes were different.

Ye Xuan was just retreating to advance, covering up his purpose of selling the car and arousing Tian Yu's greed.

Ouyang Mi really is advising people not to fall into the trap, as it is better to leave early and there will be no loss.

Tian Yu became anxious, and he pressed on the wheelchair to push the two people's hands away.

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, hey hey hey, this is it, big brother!"

"Brother, how much is this wheelchair for me?"

Ouyang Mi clapped her hands. Hey, how could this idiot fall for it again? She walked behind Ye Xuan and wanted to pull him away.

Ye Xuan had a smile on his face.

"Don't tell me you're lying!"

Tian Yu immediately stood up and patted the wheelchair and said.

"I, I, I, I understand, big brother!"

"From now on, my lower body can't leave this thing."

Upon hearing his words, Ouyang Mi speechlessly let go of her hand and left behind Ye Xuan.

The audience laughed.

"I'm so impressed, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!"

"Hahaha, Ouyang Mi's expression is so funny, it's really hilarious! Good words can't persuade a damned person!"

"It's over, it's over, I'm completely trapped!"

Ye Xuan said to him solemnly.

"Let me make it clear to you, this wheelchair is modified from the bicycle I bought last year."

"I knew you had this problem. I've been waiting for you for a year, you know that?"

"If you're going to give me money, don't give me more than that. Just give me 400 yuan for the modification fee. If you give me more, I won't give you anything more!"

Tian Yu was overjoyed when he saw this. He thought that there was such a thoughtful person in the world. He must have misunderstood him before.

"it is good!"

After saying that, he took out the money from his pocket.

Tian Yu counted the money and found it was not enough, and said embarrassedly.

"Brother, I only brought three hundred."

Ouyang Mi said speechlessly.

"Take it, three hundred is already a lot!"

Ye Xuan looked directly at Tian Yu and said.

"Wear a watch? What kind of watch?"

After saying that, he deliberately yelled at Ouyang Mi and pushed her away.

"What kind of watch are you wearing!"

"Who said anything about wearing a watch?!"

"You blame me again! You really have to! You blame me again!"

Ouyang Mi said in disbelief and grievance.

Tian Yu wanted to stop the fight when he saw this, but Ye Xuan apologized to him helplessly and annoyedly.

"Why do you think she is like this?"

Tian Yu said hurriedly.

"Big brother!"

"I didn't say watch!"

Ouyang Mi wanted to interrupt their conversation and clear her name, but Tian Yu seemed to be sure that she was the one who wanted the watch.

Even though Ye Xuan resisted verbally, Tian Yu still rushed to hold Ye Xuan's hand.

Ye Xuan kept saying words of resistance, as if it was really unnecessary, and he didn't listen to Tian Yu's explanation at all.

Finally, Tian Yu pulled Ye Xuan over and stopped him from talking.

"Brother, listen to me! Listen to me!"

He said to Ye Xuan sincerely.

"Brother, with my IQ, you won't be able to read watches anymore."

"Just take the stuff!"

After saying that, he handed the watch to Ye Xuan forcefully.

Ye Xuan put away his watch, took Ouyang Mi and turned away.

Tian Yu sat in the wheelchair and pushed it away slowly.

Ouyang Mi pushed Ye Xuan angrily.

"Why are you targeting just one person? Can you change someone else?"

After saying that, Ouyang Mi turned around and ran behind Tian Yu and said.

"Brother, hurry up and give me the wheelchair when you get to that intersection. I'll return your things to you. Ye Xuan is still trying to cheat you."

Tian Yu didn't appreciate her kindness at all and turned around and yelled.

"You're still cheating me!"

He said in disbelief.

"Why are you like this?!"

"My mind is like this, why are you still picking on me?!"

After saying this, he vowed.

"Last year I asked him to help me with my illness, but you pushed me aside and refused to let me. If I still listen to you this year, I will be fooled for the second time!"

Ouyang Mi's face turned cold and she just shook her hand.

"No one cares about you!"

"This kind of person is so annoying!"

Tian Yu said to Ye Xuan angrily.

"Before I leave, brother, I have something to say to you. It's a waste of your life to have a wife like this!"

After saying this, he gradually walked away.

The two looked at his back, and finally heard his last words from a distance.

"thank you!"

Ye Xuan raised the corner of his mouth and patted Ouyang Mi lightly.

"Look, thank you."

(End of this chapter)