Chapter 18: Fooling around, and continuing to fool around!
Chapter 18: Fooling around, and continuing to fool around!
"Hahahaha, a duel between two masters, every move is deadly."
“The birth of a movie star often only requires simple cooking.”
"You're fooling around again. You want to blame the problem on this, right? Hahaha."
The audience was delighted to see his performance.
The three judges sat in their chairs and smiled.
Everyone knew that Ye Xuan was lying, but everyone was curious about how he would deceive a vigilant person again.
"It's over. The thing I was most worried about has happened."
Ye Xuan said to the camera seriously.
Ouyang Mi pulled him over and spoke to him anxiously.
"You said I wouldn't let you sell crutches, but you didn't believe me. What do you think I should do?"
Ye Xuan hushed her.
"Wife, he's finished."
After saying that, he turned around and pointed at Tian Yu.
"Look how much has changed in this year?"
Ouyang Mi looked at Tian Yu's legs curiously.
Ye Xuan reminded.
"Look up."
Ouyang Mi looked at Tian Yu's head uncertainly.
Tian Yu turned his head, feeling a little embarrassed.
"If you want to say there's a change, it seems like the head is bigger than last year."
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
"Big head, big head, no worries when it rains."
"Hahahaha, your head has gotten bigger. Maybe you've gained weight."
"Look, even my wife can see it."
Ye Xuan hurried forward and said to Tian Yu.
"Do you know why?"
"Since you haven't been using crutches for a year, the virus has moved upwards and has reached your brain."
"You have two big tendons in your legs, like two highways."
"The virus is moving forward at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour."
"It's over now. The ruthless virus is eating away at your healthy brain cells."
"A brand new vegetable is about to be born!"
Ye Xuan said with certainty.
He raised his hands and opened his eyes to the audience, which seemed to increase his persuasiveness.
Ouyang Mi bumped his shoulder and walked away speechlessly.
The audience and judges in the live broadcast room laughed out loud, and even the contestants couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Hahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard"
"A brand new vegetable is about to be born!"
"His eyes are so funny!"
"Who on earth would believe this nonsense?! Hahahaha"
As expected, Tian Yu, who had been fooled once, did not believe what he said.
"Fooling, then lying."
He looked at Ye Xuan sarcastically, with a smile that said "I've seen through your plan" on his face.
"Do you want me to take two more steps?"
The audience in the live broadcast room were a little surprised.
"Oh, it turns out he's not that easily fooled."
"That's true. Who would fall into the same pit a second time?"
"I think this was handled very well. It's not so easy to be fooled. It's in line with common sense."
Ye Xuan asked steadily, with his hands behind his back.
"Did you limp when you took two steps last year?"
"Lame."
"Are you numb?"
"Numb."
"May I ask why?"
"You fooled me."
Tian Yu said in a calm tone.
Everyone laughed.
"This time his mind became particularly clear."
"This guy made me laugh to death!"
"I'm numb. I've been fooled. Hahaha."
Some viewers even came up with a new meme, and the contestants were all in awe of the conversation.
“It’s really interesting, this way of talking.”
“I feel like we still have a lot to learn.”
“This one is set up really well.”
Tian Yu said proudly.
"You don't need to fool me today. I'll walk a few steps for you. Don't you like to watch? I'll walk a few steps for you!"
After saying that, he snorted and deliberately limped around in front of Ye Xuan.
Then it easily changed into its normal form.
"But I'm better this year, eh!"
He said in a mean tone, speeding up.
"I can jog now." He even raised his foot in a weird way for the sake of mockery.
"I can still step! I can still jump! Jump!"
After Tian Yu finished speaking, he jumped two steps in the air and looked at Ye Xuan with full sarcasm.
"I can have one more!"
The audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, I am dying of laughter. This dance style allows you to slide, jump, and jog. It's really versatile."
"GTA-style jumping, absolutely amazing!"
The contestants all bent over with laughter.
"How funny, this guy."
"Hahahaha"
The three judges couldn't help but laugh with their arms folded.
"Absolutely!"
Shen Teng clapped his hands and laughed.
Ye Xuan said to Ouyang Mi with a puzzled look on his face.
"See? It's not good to be without a brain, and there are mental problems."
The audience laughed and appreciated the special effects with applause and cheers.
"He is much happier than last year."
Ouyang Mi couldn't help but laugh.
Ye Xuan said to Tian Yu.
"Can my friend receive some treatment?"
"no problem!"
Tian Yu accepted his challenge with full confidence.
"Hahahaha, where does he get his confidence from? He fell into the trap again!"
"What about the promise not to get into the pit?"
"You agree to this, but don't you admit that you are sick?"
"I'm dying of laughter! Hahaha!"
Seeing that he agreed, Ye Xuan put his hands behind his back and said seriously.
"Now I'm going to ask you a few questions. Answer them truthfully."
"you say!"
Tian Yu said with confidence.
"Do you think talking loudly with your head makes you confused?"
"Not confused!"
"Are there stars in your eyes?"
"No stars!"
"Okay! I'll just give it a try."
"Okay! I will cooperate with you today. I will cooperate with you completely. My goal is to expose you in public!"
Tian Yu pointed at him firmly and said.
Ye Xuan didn't care about what he said and continued.
"Okay, take a deep breath."
When Tian Yu heard his words, he took a deep breath.
"A loud howl!"
Tian Yu was stunned.
"Breathe in, keep breathing, breathe full!"
Ye Xuan urged him to keep sucking for more than ten seconds.
Seeing that he couldn't hold it back any longer, he shouted again.
"howl!"
"Ah-ah-ah-ah-"
"Don't stop! Keep howling!"
"Ah-ah-"
"Don't stop! Let me judge how long you can hold your breath!"
Tian Yu was silent, but he still kept his mouth open and exhaled following Ye Xuan's gestures.
His neck turned red, but he still didn't wait for Ye Xuan to call for a stop.
Seeing that the person was about to faint, Ye Xuan hurriedly stopped him.
"stop!"
The moment he spoke, Tian Yu took two steps back.
Finally, he just swayed twice on the spot, looking dizzy.
"Are you confused?"
"Not confused."
Tian Yu was dizzy but he still insisted on being tough.
"Why are you shaking if you're not confused?"
Seeing this, Ouyang Mi took Ye Xuan's hand and asked in confusion.
"Why is he confused?"
Ye Xuan sneered.
"Why are you confused? You're crying out for oxygen deprivation."
"Hahahaha"
Everyone laughed.
The number of viewers in the live broadcast room increased again, and countless applause and cheers were broadcast on the screen.
The contestants all fell on the sofa laughing.
Even the three judges were laughing uncontrollably.
(End of this chapter)