Chapter 10 What bicycle do you want? The final scene of "Selling Crutch"!

Chapter 10 What bicycle do you want? The final scene of "Selling Crutch"!
Chapter 10: What bicycle do you want? The final scene of "Selling Crutch"!
Ouyang Mi couldn't bear it when she saw this, so she pulled Ye Xuan's sleeve, signaling him not to cheat so much.

Ye Xuan flicked his sleeves and shouted in a low voice.

"Do not talk."

Tian Yu searched his pockets left and right.

After all the hard work, I could only take out a little money from my pocket.

He said with some embarrassment.

"Brother, brother, I have two pockets with a total of only thirty-two dollars, look."

After saying this, he wanted to find some more money from his pocket, but he couldn't find any.

Ouyang Mi quickly took the money and advised.

"Then take it. It's as much as you want."

Ye Xuan immediately shouted loudly.

"What kind of bike do you want?!"

Ouyang Mi looked at him blankly with the money in her hand.

Even Tian Yu looked at him in confusion.

"What bicycle do you want?!"

Ye Xuan looked angry and shouted at Ouyang Mi.

Tian Yu understood immediately.

"Yes, yes, yes! I can give you the bike!"

Ouyang Mi argued loudly.

“I didn’t ask for a bike!”

Ye Xuan glared at him.

"Why are you like this?"

While saying this, he turned back to look at Tian Yu, as if he was really teaching Ouyang Mi a lesson for her excessive demands.

Ouyang Mi pointed at Ye Xuan and defended herself aggrievedly.

"You said you wanted a bicycle."

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

“Hahahahaha! This is really a great trick of calling a horse a zebra!”

"That's incredible. Is there any other way to ask for things like this?"

"This Ouyang Mi is really wronged! She is the one taking the blame!"

Netizens were so excited that they kept posting sentences like “Why do you want a bicycle?”, covering the entire screen.

As the amount of rewards continued to increase, the number of people in the live broadcast room was approaching 40,000, far exceeding the second-place audience group of 5,000.

Not to mention other live broadcast rooms, the worst one had 0 viewers!
The three judges laughed.

"Absolutely, absolutely absolutely."

Zhou Xingxing clapped his hands and laughed.

Shen Teng praised immediately.

"With this level of jokes, it's perfect for the Spring Festival Gala. I didn't expect a drama academy graduate could write it in just ten minutes."

"I really want to meet these three actors, especially Ye Xuan who wrote the script."

Chen Sicheng nodded approvingly.

Ye Xuan said as if refusing.

"Stop talking. Why do you ask people for bicycles?"

"When did I tell anyone I wanted a bicycle?"

Ouyang Mi said in a low and aggrieved voice.

Tian Yu took the opportunity to push his bicycle over without stopping.

A brand new bicycle, a Type 38, was pushed to Ye Xuan's side.

Ye Xuan immediately changed his expression and clasped his fists towards Tian Yu.

"Excuse me, I can't control this daughter-in-law."

Then he waved his fist helplessly.

“Just ask for a bicycle.”

The audience burst out laughing.

"Isn't this the bike you wanted? You're using your wife as a cover."

"I am dying of laughter. Tian Yu is such an idiot. How much is a walking stick worth? He actually traded it for a bicycle."

Ouyang Mi died unjustly and stamped her feet in anxiety.

“I didn’t ask for a bike!”

"I won't take you out anymore!"

Ye Xuan said angrily.

Upon seeing this, Tian Yu immediately stepped forward to smooth things over.

"Brother, don't be so angry. I think what my sister said makes sense."

The audience of the barrage were all surprised.

"What's the point?"

"Why don't we know what the reason is?"

Tian Yu said hurriedly.

"You said that people with legs and feet like mine can basically say goodbye to bicycles, right?"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. "This is incredible! Hahahaha! They are really fooled and yet they are still rushing to give gifts!"

"You're not sick! Your legs are fine!"

"My dog ​​asked me why I was laughing so hard, and I told him that there was a crazy person in front of me, and the madness was transmitted to me! Hahaha!"

"The upstairs is really amazing."

"This is the classic interpretation of someone who is being sold but still counting money for others, hahaha."

Ye Xuan just nodded.

"Yes."

Tian Yu looked very eager to give the gift, and was afraid that Ye Xuan would not accept it.

"I'll give you the bike, okay?"

"Good good."

Ye Xuan was overjoyed and ready to accept it.

Ouyang Mi really couldn't let it go. The bicycle cost hundreds or thousands of dollars, and how much was a pair of crutches? It would be too conscienceless to accept it.

She quickly pulled Ye Xuan over.

"No, you can't take someone else's bicycle!"

"no?"

Ye Xuan looked at her in a daze.

Ouyang Mi quickly pushed the bicycle to Tian Yu and asked him to take it away.

"Take it back, push it back quickly, I don't want it, he is trying to cheat you!"

Tian Yu got angry and stood there yelling at Ouyang Mi.

"You are trying to trick me!"

"Why are you like this?!"

Everyone present burst into laughter.

The live broadcast room was filled with all kinds of “Hahahahaha” comments, and the relevant comment section on the official website was discussing the content of this sketch.

Some people who were still waiting and watching saw the topic

#Good intentions are treated as donkey liver and lungs
#You are tricking me!
#Good words can't persuade the damned

#What kind of bicycle do you want?

Everyone was confused and clicked on the comments section to take a look.

"Why would anyone rush to be cheated?"

"I am dying of laughter. I swear that the live show in Room 13 is definitely the funniest skit by the comedy master!"

"What kind of bicycle do you want? You're trying to trick me!"

The audience who were originally on the outside, the audience who were preparing to watch the complete replay of each live broadcast room, and the audience who were not interested in the comedy master, all saw the content of the hot topic.

They came in confused, but then their interest was piqued.

"What's this story? A cane seller? Does this have anything to do with scams?"

"It feels a bit interesting. Want to go into the live broadcast room and take a look?"

With a curious attitude, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room No. 13 increased rapidly.

Soon, it finally broke through the 4 audience mark.

The director team was delighted and immediately gave more publicity to the No. 13 live broadcast room.

As for the judging panel, they all attached great importance to Ye Xuan and the other two.

This clip just came out, and it brought the satire of this sketch to its peak.

"If the previous part was just about showing scams and funny things, then the satirical art of comedy is also well interpreted at this moment."

Zhou Xingxing nodded and clapped seriously.

The other two judges applauded them solemnly.

They had a hunch that the champion of the show might be Ye Xuan's group.

"I wonder."

Tian Yu frowned.

"They are a couple living together, but how can there be such a huge difference in their character?"

Everyone burst into laughter when they heard this.

it is more than words.

Ye Xuan raised his crutch and solemnly handed it to Tian Yu.

"Brother! Hold the crutches!"

Tian Yu limped on one leg with tears in his eyes, holding his hand with gratitude.

"Brother! It's fate!"

"No more words!"

Seeing Tian Yu was about to leave, Ouyang Mi pulled Ye Xuan over.

"Aren't you going a little too far by doing this?"

Ye Xuan replied indifferently.

"What's so excessive? He still has to thank us."

"thank you!"

Before leaving, Tian Yu looked back at Ye Xuan with gratitude.

(End of this chapter)