"You, the White Dragon Horse, are primarily responsible for Bajie being beaten like this."
In Gao Village, Tianyu spoke to the lame horse earnestly.
White Dragon Horse: "Hi Lu Lu!!! #%¥%&!"
Ignore the little white dragon who speaks horse language,
Tianyu turned to look at Gao Taigong and Gao Cuilan.
The two of them turned their heads away awkwardly at the same time.
Tianyu looked at Zhu Bajie's face with a face full of pain and asked:
"You think this is okay?"
Zhu Bajie on the side immediately responded flatteringly:
"Hey, Brother Monkey, we are immortal gods. We can have whatever we want with our skins. Haven't you become such a handsome guy?"
As Zhu Bajie spoke, his body shape kept changing, and all kinds of handsome men and pretty boys kept changing.
Gao Cuilan, who was standing by, couldn't help blushing when she saw Zhu Bajie's handsome face, and her legs unconsciously tightened.
Tianyu covered his eyes with his hands.
The meaning of life was recalled countless times in his mind at this moment.
"No, WC... Never mind."
He suddenly remembered Xu Xian who fucked a snake and Ning Caichen who fucked a ghost in his previous life. It didn't seem so difficult to accept fucking a pig, especially a changeable pig who was proficient in the art of sex.
Thinking back to the nuns in Europe who were bound by divinity in the Ming Dynasty, Gao Cuilan's actions did not seem so difficult to understand.
Tianyu glanced at Mr. Gao and snorted coldly:
"Now that the demon has been eliminated, didn't you say before that you would divide the family property among us? In that case, then hand over the money that Zhu Bajie earned."
Upon hearing this, Gao Taigong shuddered: "Ah?"
Tianyu sneered at Gao Taigong and said:
"Do you think it's so easy to subdue demons? I put in a lot of effort. Didn't you see the explosion before? Doesn't the palm thunder cost money? This is Marshal Tianpeng. Is it so easy to subdue him?"
Tianyu kicked Bajie's butt.
Bajie immediately showed a fierce look and bared his teeth at Gao Taigong.
Unfortunately, being a son-in-law in recent years doesn't seem to be that intimidating, and Mr. Gao has no reaction at all.
This confirms what Bajie said before.
As a result, Tianyu no longer had any plans to stay in Gao Village.
With a wave of his hand, he took away half of the gold and silver treasures hidden by Gao Taigong, and then called on Zhu Bajie to tie up Tang Seng and continue to head west.
Mr. Gao behind him held his hand and felt a pain in his heart. He had wasted three years raising a daughter and got nothing in return.
Tang Seng, who was tied to the horse, cried loudly all the way.
"We are wandering monks, we beg for food when we see a farmer, and ask for alms wherever we go. How dare we accept gold, silver, and other valuables? If I, a monk, accept even the slightest bribe, it will be difficult for me to correct my mistakes, wuwuwu~"
At this time, Zhu Bajie finally noticed the monk who had been tied to the lame horse.
He looked at Tang Seng with a confused look on his face and asked Tianyu:
"Brother Monkey, this is..."
Tianyu said, "Oh, our master, the one who is destined to obtain Buddhist scriptures."
Zhu Bajie: “???”
Oh my god! I always thought that you, the monkey who gave up Taoism and became a Buddhist, were a monk who went on a journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures. But it turns out that you are tied to the horse like this.
"No, this, Master? Why is he tied to the horse?"
Tianyu nodded as a matter of course:
"Nonsense, this guy is going to pack up and disband. We are principled people who are destined to seek the scriptures. How can we just disband so easily? Don't you think so?"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Bajie swallowed his saliva, looked at the sobbing Tang Seng, and silently put away his plan to divide the luggage and disband.
Until I left Gao Laozhuang completely,
Tang Seng was then let down from his horse by Tianyu.
Tang Seng seemed to have lost his soul at this moment, like a walking corpse, following the lame horse with one foot high and one foot low. Zhu Bajie, whose vitals were injured by Tianyu, has not recovered yet, so he also limped behind.
No matter how you look at it, the entire team of pilgrims looks like a group of old, weak, sick and disabled people.
The four guards in heaven held the jade tablets in their hands but didn't know how to record.
This thing cannot be promoted as a painful experience to spread Buddhism.
However, Tianyu didn't care about them.
At this time, there was another yellow dragon ball in his hand.
This is the system reward after defeating Zhu Bajie. It seems that as long as you complete a stage task, you will be given some strange things.
This is true for Dragon Balls and the Ruyi Stick as well.
He was now extremely curious about what effect this divine dragon would have if it was summoned. He already had three dragon balls in his hand, and he still needed four more.
Zhu Bajie's mission also gave nearly one million skill points. It seems that if he wants to upgrade his attributes, he still has to complete the main mission.
If he relies on killing monsters, unless he kills the entire Lingshan Mountain, he may not be able to ascend to the Golden Immortal level, because the experience gained from killing monsters is too little.
……
The group traveled westward for another month or so.
Tianyu suddenly looked up at a high mountain. At this time, a huge air was surging in the mountain.
When Tang Seng saw the high mountains, he immediately became timid. He carefully looked around the deep mountains and old forests and asked Tianyu:
"Goku, there are no monsters this time, right?"
Before Tianyu could speak, Zhu Bajie said cheerfully:
"It's okay. This mountain is called Futu Mountain. There is a monk named Wuchao who practices in the mountain. I once met him. He is quite capable. He even wanted to trick me into practicing with him. Fortunately, I didn't go. Otherwise, I wouldn't have met you, Monkey Brother."
Tianyu glanced at Zhu Bajie.
Zen Master Wuchao,
Damn it, Vairocana Tathagata, no wonder the evil spirit is about to rise to the sky.
In the world of Journey to the West, he is one of the Five Buddhas, second only to the Three Buddhas, and can be regarded as one of the top leaders in Buddhism.
The prototype of Lu Ya in Romance of the Gods is this guy.
Zhu Bajie calmly arched his nose at Tianyu:
"Brother Monkey, do you want to help me, Old Pig, beat up this old liar?"
Tianyu's eyelids jumped, and he kicked Zhu Bajie away.
beat? Beat the ass!
If this happened in the prehistoric world, he would at least be a quasi-saint who had killed two corpses.
With his current comprehensive attributes of a celestial immortal and the attack power of a golden immortal, it would be foolish of him to provoke this thing.
Although I won't die, there's no need to feel uncomfortable.
It was obvious that Zhu Bajie wanted to do something bad and laugh at himself in secret.
Several people walked forward.
Soon we passed a firewood nest.
On the left side of the grass nest, there is an elk holding a flower, and on the right side, there is a mountain monkey offering fruit. On the treetops, there are blue phoenixes singing, black cranes and golden pheasants gathering.
An old monk was sitting cross-legged on a grass nest, emitting Buddha light.
Wait for Tianyu and others to arrive,
Zen Master Wuchao suddenly opened his eyes.
Tianyu's heart tightened. Damn it, I can't beat this bald guy. Will he teach me a lesson for Tang Seng? Or should I use the teleportation mark to run away now? (End of this chapter)