Chapter 34 Look at my eyes and act
"Just come."

Accompanied by a delicate moan, a touch of green and red came out.

Yang Chang took a closer look and saw that the woman had flowers in her hair and powder on her face. Her chest was exposed and her waist was exposed in a gauze skirt. Even in hot weather, she should not be dressed like this.

There are only a dozen houses here. Even though it is located next to a main road, it is just a small village. This enchanting woman does not look like a good man.

I remember that on his way to exile, Wu Song had to pass by Sun Erniang's black shop. Could this place be the Cross Hill?

The woman twisted her waist and saw the upside-down torture shackle under the table from a distance. She saw the tattooed words on Wu Song's face when she got closer, and immediately guessed that the two officials were escorting the prisoner.

The three rough men in front of him, whether they were officials or bandits, were all around him, and he could not escape his true nature as a man.

"It's a small shop in a deserted village. The waiter doesn't have it."

The woman bent down to explain, revealing a dazzling white face. She continued, "But we have wine and meat in our store. If you want snacks to fill your stomach, we also have big steamed buns."

"Big bun? How big is it? Is it white?"

Xu Ji was the first to start talking dirty.

The steamed buns in the Song Dynasty were stuffed, and the difference from baozi was that they contained more flour and less stuffing.

The woman was not angry at being teased, but replied ambiguously: "Sir, how big do you want? How white?"

"hey-hey."

Xu Ji looked at Wu Song with a smile, as if to say that this woman was interesting.

Wu Song was about to speak when Yang Chang, who was standing beside him, asked first, "Where is this place?"

"Shizi Po, how much wine do you want?"

Before Sun Erniang could finish her words, Wu Song frowned and knocked on the table to urge her: "Don't ask how much, just boil it and cut a few more pounds of meat to go with the wine. You won't be short of money."

"okay."

Sun Erniang leaned forward to answer, and asked again meaningfully: "Do you want a big white steamed bun?"

"Twenty or thirty."

Wu Song was about to say this when he remembered that Yang Chang could eat it, so he immediately changed his words and said, "Take fifty or sixty to make snacks."

"Okay, I'll come."

Sun Erniang was delighted to hear this. She turned around and twisted her hips to go back to the house. Soon she held the wine jar in one hand and put the bowl and chopsticks on the table with the other hand. Then she brought out two plates of meat, filtered wine for everyone, and went to the stove to get buns.

Yang Chang already knew that this was a human flesh black shop, so why would he be willing to touch the wine and meat here?

Just as he was about to remind Wu Song to be careful, Xu Ji could no longer bear his hunger and thirst. He took a sip of wine and grabbed the meat without even using the chopsticks beside him.

"elder brother."

"Drink something, quench your thirst first."

"I'm not thirsty yet."

Before Yang Chang finished his words, Wu Song picked up the wine bowl and drank it all, then frowned with a look of displeasure.

"This wine is too bland. How is it any different from plain water?"

"Ok?"

Yang Chang looked at Wu Song, then glanced at Xu Ji next to him, wondering where the legendary knockout drug was? Could it be that this was Sun Erniang?

He didn't dare to try it even though he had the [Body Suppressant Drug], but the two 'reckless men' drank it directly. Doesn't Wu Song have enough experience in martial arts?
Just then, Sun Erniang came out to deliver buns and happened to hear Wu Song complaining.

He approached and put down the steamed bun. Seeing that Yang Chang didn't move his chopsticks, he joked, "Huh? Why doesn't this young man move his chopsticks? Are you waiting for my big steamed bun? Come and try it."

Yang Chang was looking at the steaming buns, hesitating whether to take one to check, but Wu Song took one first, broke it open and his face immediately darkened.

"Inn, is this steamed bun made of human flesh? Or dog meat?"

"Sir, please don't make fun of me. In this peaceful world, there is no place for steamed buns stuffed with human flesh or dog meat. My steamed buns are stuffed with beef."

Sun Erniang tried to explain with a smile, but Wu Song didn't give her face. He said coldly, "I've been traveling around the world and often heard people say, 'There's a big tree at the cross slope, who dares to pass by? The fat ones are cut into steamed buns, and the thin ones are used to fill the river.'"

"Sir, please don't listen to the rumors. It must be another restaurant that is spreading rumors and slandering us."

Without waiting for Sun Erniang to finish her explanation, Wu Song asked again where her husband was, with a lot of teasing in his words, and Xu Ji joined in the fun.

You thief, you dare to make fun of me? Today you are courting death!

Sun Erniang was angry, but she kept smiling and replied calmly, "Sir, please stop teasing me. Eat a few more bowls and take a rest. If you don't like the heat and don't want to leave, you can rest in our inn. I will drink with you tonight."

"At night? Your man is here at night, I'm afraid it will be inconvenient."

"I am not afraid, but you are the first one to be afraid."

"hey-hey."

Xu Ji was used to talking dirty with his colleagues in Yanggu. When he met a hot woman in a deserted village, he couldn't help but flirt with her. Sun Erniang was used to this and her calm response showed her sophistication. It was this sophistication that made Wu Song, who was testing her, think that the woman was indeed cheating, so he deliberately pushed the wine bowl away with a look of disgust.

"This wine is so bland that even my wife can't keep me company."

"Sir, are you interested? I have some fine vintage wine, but it has become a little cloudy after being stored for a long time."

"It's better to be pure, boil it up for me quickly, it will cost me a lot of money for the wine."

"If that's the case, please wait for a moment. I'll call you right away."

Sun Erniang had a smile on her face, but she cursed Wu Song in her heart for seeking his own death. She would put more knockout drugs in it later, as it would make it easier to make the person numb after heating it.

They wanted to take the strong man's lean meat so that they could make beef, and the two skinny barbarians could make it into buffalo meat and sell it.

While the female demon went back to the house to prepare the medicine and heat the wine, Wu Song saw Yang Chang, who was speechless, hesitated to speak, frowned and nodded, saying: "Sanlang, you have performed well. Watch my signal later."

"okay"

"What are you showing off? What are you looking at? You guys don't want to eat it? This steamed bun tastes good."

"We are waiting for good wine. If you are hungry, just eat first."

"Oh"

Xu Ji thought the two were discussing Sun Erniang, so he moved closer while biting his steamed bun for fear of missing anything, but Wu Song's answer was lackluster.

After a while, Sun Erniang brought out the hot old wine and poured out all the clear wine in the bowl. While pouring the wine, she boasted: "Dear guests, please try this wine. It is guaranteed to be mellow and delicious."

"Don't boast, I've tasted it."

While Sun Erniang was pouring the second bowl, Wu Song took advantage of the fact that her attention was still on her hand pouring the wine, snatched the bowl and quickly poured it into his mouth.

Because he was too hasty, he spilled half a bowl of wine when he raised his head. The remaining half seemed to go into his mouth, but actually flowed down the corners of his mouth to his neck. Finally, Wu Song wiped his mouth with his hand and said with satisfaction, "It's a good wine."

Yang Chang was stunned and thought to himself, how could his second brother be such a good actor?

"Let me have a taste too."

"Saburo you"

Xu Ji's hand had already touched the wine bowl, but was intercepted by Yang Chang halfway, and he drank it like Wu Song.

“It’s really good wine!”

"I have already said so."

Sun Erniang was delighted when she heard this, thinking, "Is there anyone else who wants to die?" She poured the third bowl and saw Xu Ji drooling, so she smiled and pushed it to him, "Sir, please too."

"well."

Xu Ji took the bowl and took big sips, thinking that the taste was indeed unusual, and then he raised his head and drank it all.

"This wine is very strong, would you like some more, sir?"

“Just pour it!”

Seeing that Wu Song and Yang Chang were both fine, Sun Erniang wondered why they had no reaction. She was worried that the knockout drug was not enough, so she took the bowl and filtered the wine again.

Wu Song was still very angry and banged the table to ask the female demon for more. Xu Ji, who finally finished drinking honestly, suddenly touched his forehead and felt dizzy.

“I feel a little high.”

"My dear brother, you can't drink much, so I will..."

Seeing Wu Song's expression, Yang Chang lay down on the table first, and Wu Song followed closely and fell to the ground, staggering.

"A thief, a strong and powerful man like you, still fell into my hands."

Sun Erniang put down the wine pot, bent down and tried to pull Wu Song, but found that he was too heavy to drag her, so she shouted to the store: "Waiter, San, come and lift the sheep."

After a while, two servants came out to help.

Sun Erniang and one of them lifted Xu Ji together, while the other grabbed Yang Chang's armpits and dragged him backwards.

"Sanlang, do it!"

"it is good."

After being dragged a few steps, Wu Song opened his mouth and Yang Chang opened his eyes, which scared the three people in the black shop.

As soon as the boy who was dragging Yang Chang loosened his grip, Yang Chang immediately fell down. He took advantage of the situation and grabbed the boy's clothes to gain leverage, while standing firm, he lifted the boy up and threw him diagonally backwards.

The boy was thrown out a dozen feet away like a stone.

At the same time, a figure flashed before Yang Chang's eyes. It was Wu Song who leaped up and pounced on the female Yaksha.

(End of this chapter)